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yo mama so - rhett and link lyrics

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[rhett]
now i’ve been thinking some things about yo mama

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oh, well, that makes two of us
except i was thinking about yo mama

[rhett]
er, what you’ve been thinking?

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oh, you first

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yo mama’s so cuddly
that puppies watch youtube videos of her

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yo mama’s so bold
she’s featured on the toolbar of microsoft word

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yo mama’s so wise
yoda often texts her for advice

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yo mama’s so nice
i gotta say it twice
she’s nice, nice

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yo mama’s so pleasant
that instead of sweating
her body emits a continuous gentle breeze

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yo mama’s so precious
that gollum was like “what ring?” (gollum)

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yo mama’s so adaptable
that darwin wrote a book about her
ent-tled “the origin of the denises”
yo mama’s name is denise, right?

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no, it’s trudy
but she’s so accomodating
she’ll probably answer to it

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yo mama’s so musical
that i confuse yo mama with yo-yo ma

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yo mama’s so chill
that she addresses me as “brah”
yo mama’s so full of joy and cheer
she put the detergent industry out of business

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yo mama’s so dazzling
that your dad glues her to the outside of your house at christmas

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yo mama’s so environmentally conscious
that she can read the thoughts of trees

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yo mama’s so creative
macgyver brings her things and he’s like
“what can i do with these?”

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yo mama’s so brave
that if i saw her fighting a bear
i would pray for the bear

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yo mama’s so comp-ssionate
that she knits sweaters for homeless kittens
made out of her own hair

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yo mama’s so energetic
that she equals m-ss times the speed of light
to the second power

[rhett]
yo mama’s so clean
that she makes the soap feel dirty
when she’s taking a shower

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yo mama’s so magnetic
that she’s even got pull with magneto

[rhett]
yo mama’s so enjoyable
she’s like a hug wrapped in laughter
wrapped in a magic show
wrapped in a delicious chicken burrito

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yo mama’s so indescribably awesome that…

[rhett]
how indescribably awesome is she?

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i’m having a hard time describing her

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yo mama’s so intelligent
that she makes me feel inferior
when i don’t use words good

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yo mama’s so crafty
that she built a fully functional smartphone
out of glitter and balsa wood

[rhett]
yo mama’s so outgoing
that she is at this very moment in sp-ce

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yo mama’s so careful
that she keeps her iphone case
in an iphone case case

[rhett]
yo mama’s so unpredictable
that psychics refuse to give her a reading

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yo mama’s so persuasive
that she convinced a cop that pulled her over
that he was speeding

[rhett]
yo mama’s so stable
that horses are like, “yo, can we stay with you?”

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yo mama’s so resilient
that she sprinkles her cereal with bird flu

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yo mama’s so loving
that i wish she was my mama

[rhett]
you saying you wanna trade mamas?

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if that’s what you’re suggesting
then perhaps, yes

[rhett]
would that make us brothers?

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i don’t think so
but if… if yo mama became my mama
but my mama stayed my mama
i think then would we… we would be brothers

[rhett]
no, i would just be a motherless child
you would have two mothers

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well, maybe we should just hang out
the four of us, more often

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