the saddest song ever - rhett and link lyrics
[verse 1: redd]
it seems like only yesterday
i won a ticket to six flags over georgia (six flags over georgia)
i got stuck at the top of a loop-de-loop
and the man on the intercom said sorry there’s nothing we can do for ya
and they left me for dead
[verse 2: lohn]
once i acquired a sterile dog
he was fluffy
he just needed a home (ouuuu)
but i happened to run over him
in my truck on my way to get a soft-serve ice-cream cone
and i took him to the vet
[both]
but we didn’t let it get us down
[chorus: both]
’cause sometimes life gives you lemons
and the lemonade you make is poisonous
sometimes a night gives you women
and his women turn out to be cannibals
and you yell help us!
and the help comes in the form of an army
but the army turns out to be zombies
and as the t–th sink into your neck
and just before you become the undead
a three-legged dog, drivin’ a semi
comes over the distant horizon and it flattens your legs
[outro: lohn and redd]
and then you become one of those zombies that drags himself around by his arms
which is the saddest thing that can happen to a man
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