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mosquitoes suck - rhett and link lyrics

[intro]
this song is about our hatred for mosquitoes

[verse 1: rhett and link]
my first job was at a bakery
owned by a mosquito named chad
a swat team showed up and i learned it was
just a front for a meth lab
my junior year i took julie mcknight
out to the harvest moon dance
but then i found her in the back
of a pontiac with a mosquito named lance

[chorus: rhett and link]
mosquitoes suck, mosquitoes suck
they really, really, really, really
really, really, really, really suck

[verse 2: rhett and link]
today i was delayed in a traffic jam
and took me two hours to get home
a mosquito had rear-ended a school bus
he was texting on his phone
my aunt gale, re-
well, she’s not an ant
she’s my aunt
then you should say “aunt”
my aunt gale replied to an e-mail
from a princess in liberia
then her bank account was emptied out
by a mosquito in nigeria

[chorus: rhett and link]

[verse 3: rhett and link]
and that’s not even to mention
litter on the highway (from mosquitoes)
non casual fridays (invented by mosquitoes)
tooth decay (believe it or not: mosquitoes)
the trapped miners in chile (thanks, mosquitoes)
the economic downturn (root cause: mosquitoes)
inner thigh road burn (mosquitoes)
shaky bootleg movies (mosquitoes)
cooties (mosquitoes)
unsave boarders (that’s the drug cartel)
bunions and goiters (now those: mosquitoes)
lower back tattoos (mosquitoes)
unstable canoes (mosquitoes)
cigarette ads for kids (mosquitoes)
difficult to open lids (mosquitoes)
overcrowded prisons (mosquitoes)
mustaches on women
i think it pretty much goes without saying

- rhett and link lyrics

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