clown shark - rhett and link lyrics
ever since i was a boy
i’ve been afraid of clowns
their horrifying faces
never failed to bring me down
the only thing more scary
are sharks deep in the sea
i couldn’t touch a swimming pool
until i was twenty three
still every night i thank
each of the stars up in the sky
there’s no such thing as clown sharks
out there to make me cry
a world without that nightmare
is a world where i can be
happy and relaxed in an endless state of peace
clown shark!
im real, im here, im worse than you feared!
i can juggle 5 b-lls and then swallow a deer!
im coming for you from the h-ll depths beneath!
i got pancake makeup and razor sharp t–th!
i use big clwon shoes to chase you on land!
i crush cars with my jaws and giant fun hands!
(oh no, please tell me that this is a trick)
do i look like im joking? just pray you die quick
did that really just happen?
it couldn’t have been real
no creature’s wanted to honk h-rns
and then eat a seal
there’s no such thing as clown sharks
those are just the facts
im calming down inside
and i can finally relax
clown shark!!!
im scarier than ever, its time for you to panic
my rainbow wig makes me more aerodynamic
i got big floppy pants and black eyes in my head
here’s a funny baloon shaped like you being dead
i use my sense of smell to locate you in the park
and i drove here in a miata filled with 15 other sharks
my jolly red nose is smelling blood in the water
so step right up for a feeding frenzy circus of slaughter!!!
thank goodness.. it was a- clowwwwwn sharrrrrk!!
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