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workwear and kansas city - rhea butcher lyrics

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target is also a rough place for me to go into because i have this sort of persona uhm where everyone thinks i’m always at work. (laughter). i mean i know i look like i’m leading a fishing expedition right now. (laughter) even though i am at work in target which has very specific uniform. (laughter) for people that work target would be like “hey. excuse me you work here right?” (laughter) “no” “are you sure?” “what” (laughter) “are you sure?” “what kind of a question is that to ask someone?” (laughter) like someone’s like actually you know what?
“i’ve been coming here for months” (laughter) and when i have more money in my checking account it.. its’ that “ do i work here?, do i work here?” (laughter) stand that constant gardener look. you know. (laughter) i was in a kansas city and i stayed at the hotel, and i’d take in a suit jacket with me.and i accidentally left that suit jacket in a hotel room. care [?] left it in the closet. terrible. never forget anything in the closet. (laughter) bring it out to the light. (laughter) so i realized i forgot it and i run back into the hotel. i was like:(coughing) “excuse me i was just here i just checked out. uhm but i left my suit jacket up in the closet in the room. do you think you could send somebody out there to grab it for me?” which is like “ oh absolutely. what room?” i gave her all the information and stuff and i was like “ oh she was in the phone with house keeping and she was like oh i said uhm “ hey it’s uhm.. yeah it’s a navy suit jacket, it’s blue” and she was like “ah ok right” and so she tells them and she’s like “[?] be just a minute’ and so then i see housekeeping coming down it’s this “ thank you so much” and uhm i was like “thank you for finding this jacket i really appreciate it” so i grabbed it and as in was leaving she would “ thank you for our service” (laughter) and i like run to the [?] out sat down and i was like “ thank you for your service?” (laughter)and i guess i did just get my haircut (laughter) it’s pretty sure. i mean a lot of lesbians are in the air force (laughter) that could be it. i like could not figure it out and then i like got all the way a week later and i went navy suit.(laughter) she thinks i’m in the navy because i said i had a navy suit. (laughter) so i couldn’t stop imagining other soldiers like living
their fatigues was i’m so sorry i left my army suit upstairs (laughter)
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- rhea butcher lyrics

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