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coming out and board games - rhea butcher lyrics

[spoken]
(laughter) tricky and tell my my.. rocky diplo haircut (crowd laughing) my off duty lesbian tractor mechanic outfit that i wear (crowd laughing). but it did take me awhile to come out to my family you know. i think fora couple of reasons. uhm i’m from ohio originally i like to call that the thinking man’s indiana.(crowd laughing) it’s a fun place. being from ohio a lot of my family are hillbillies maybe one uhm how hillbilly could you possibly be. you know that for i shouldn’t fish in a barrel. i’ve done that. (crowd laughing) it is not as easy as you think. (crowd laughing). but i think the biggest reason that took me a while to come out to my family uhm is that my parents have been divorced my entire life. i was born in august of 1982 and they’re divorced in september of 1982 (crowd laughing) i like to think i had a little hand in that. (crowd laughing)
still a little tiny baby hand (crowd laughing), very small, tiny. and my dad. he would serve me dinner, he would feed me my dinner on uhm wait bench? that he didn’t use anymore and i know this seems very sad and depressing but it maybe the strong lesbian that i am today (crowd laughing and clapping) so… i’m also an only child that’s a little bit about me. are there only children here? (crowd cheering) couple of us we’re not alone. we did it we made it out. i love being an only child because it’s the only ident-ty that you have that somebody tells you “oh you don’t seem like that” it’s..(crowd laughing) it’s the only time that you can say like “oh you don’t seem like an only child” and you’re like “yes!” (crowd laughing) only ident-ty. and only children like to tell each other that two i’ve noticed. somebody told me that the other day i was like “really? i don’t seem like an only child?” “are you an only child?” “yes” oh. well.. (crowd laughing) you don’t understand how the world works. (crowd laughing) i just yell overtime ‘cause n0body told me to stop. (crowd laughing) i love being an only child i didn’t have to share my hemens or my sheras or my mypal too or my mybody or my my pet monster (crowd laughing)
none of it. but there is this one like genre of toys. it’s very rough for only children and that is board games (crowd laughing) which no matter how much my family knew i was an only child, they consistently purchased board games for me. (crowd laughing) every christmas, every birthday and as they handed it to me we’re like “i’m not playing this with you” (crowd laughing)
so i like to share with you guys my top three worst board games; you’re being an only child (crowd laughing) number three:hungry, hungry hippos (crowd laughing) uh i win (crowd laughing) number two is twister (crowd laughing) oh. i win again (crowd laughing) that’s another one for me. the number one worst board game for being an only child is don’t wake daddy because he doesn’t live here anymore. (crowd laughing). i want a tufer (crowd laughing) to tufer
my runner up is clue (crowd laughing) ‘cause it was me (crowd laughing and cheering).. right here (crowd laughing)

- rhea butcher lyrics

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