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far from normal - rehab lyrics

[intro]
thank you for calling the psychiatric hotline
please listen carefully to all options before making your selection
if you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly
if you suffer from multiple personality disorder please press 2 3 and 4
if you are co-dependent please ask someone to press 7 on your behalf
if you are a nymphomaniac please stop doing that with the phone
put your cloths back on and then dial extension 69
if you are schizophrenic listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press
if you suffer from irrational paranoia there is no need to press any b-tton
we already know who you are and what you want
just stay on the line so we can trace the call
if you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate
please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of head is alive and about to bite off your ear

[verse 1: danny boone]
d-mn skippy jif jam peter pan smucker’s
jelly brain short fat silly motherf-cker
one man ear candy factory w-lly wonka
hoes got that dunkadunk shove it like they bonkers
off my rocker like a senior citizen that fell
at a nursing home crazier than friday nights in h-ll
celebratin’ a plane full of folks that worship satan
crashin’ in the side of a mountain insane
like two hits of four way window pane
i set a weed field ablaze to be against the grain
i can’t change language profane
known to grow fangs and throw flames
at propane tanks and boost a plane
code name no name manics with no shame
pop lockin’ on cocaine on soul train
b-tt naked with a gold chain

[chorus: danny boone]
we are far from normal
and we always will be
we are far from normal
and we always will be

[verse 2: danny boone]
when it comes to rage i’m off the gauge
i shine bright like the lights when my fist come off your face
right before you choke on your t–th and that bl–dy taste
the game is a maze i’m a schlitz malt liquor bull
comin’ through the brick wall like a wrecking ball
i reckon y’all hate me because of that
in that case i think i’ll take a cr-p in the corn flakes
of the whole game basically just to see the look on their face
yep i’m sick must be talkin’ out my -ss the way i spit this sh-t
naw just raw since i was a young buck p-ssin’ off the law
never listening to my ma or my pa
now i drop the cause like i hopped off the see saw
t–ter totter and i dropped a hotter heater because

[chorus: danny boone]
we are far from normal
and we always will be
we are far from normal
and we always will be

[verse 3: demun jones]
the beast master at least when i walk the streets
sprout h-rns when the speakers snap back from beats
and spit flames stop drop and roll is your name
and i’m not the mood for playing games
watch where i aim and don’t be standing there when i pull back
and open up the hole like a fullback
i’m 44 and i’m laying down in a 56
flat on your back like bricks
dependin’ on who you ask i’m a product of the past
tryin’ to live in the moment but the now it never lasts
i’m losin’ it tryin’ so hard to hold on
got me more f-cked up than turbo and ozone
climbin’ the wall shakin’ and sh-t
feelin’ the fire feel like breakin’ a bit
throwin’ a fit like a schizophrenic but i’m far from it
i’m real motherf-ckin’ far from it

[chorus: danny boone]
we are far from normal
and we always will be
we are far from normal
and we always will be

- rehab lyrics

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