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sir reginald's marvellous organ - reginald pikedevant lyrics

oh, i have an organ that’s reasonably large
and i’ll gladly display it without fee or charge
it’s made of hard wood which i rub every day
and whenever she wants to, i let my wife play
it’s adorned with two nuts, there are b*lls hanging down
for its age, it’s exceedingly fine
and instead of some roses, i’d rather have tulips
on this marvellous organ of mine

i pull out my kn*b and i pump really well
pressing hard with my knees makes my organ to swell
it increases in volume by several degrees
then i finger it deftly with long*practised ease
all occasions for coupling i gladly embrace
when i’m making sweet music divine
and instead of some roses, i’d rather have tulips
on this marvellous organ of mine

when i play with my organ, what pleasure it brings!
i sing out with such joy, the entire house rings!
although for queen victoria i’d happily play
i’d prefer if you’d please keep prince albert away
o what fun a duet is, for when we press close
then how nimbly our limbs do entwine
and instead of some roses, i’d rather have tulips
on this marvellous organ of mine
and instead of some roses, i’d rather have tulips
on this marvellous organ of mine!

- reginald pikedevant lyrics

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