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runescape rap battles of history - bots vs. jagex - regicidal lyrics

[intro]
runescape rap battles of history!
bots!
vs
jagex!
begin!

[bots] (verse 1)
hey look!
the bots are back
and this time we’re not chopping trees
we are here to attack!
we’ve got artificial intelligence
deplete your players like rune essence
rapping like it’s time for you nerds to taste our vengeance
you tried to destroy us?
excuse me, i beg your pardon
you couldn’t even kick us out of the sorceress’ garden
we were your main source of money
now your income says “none”
nearly bankrupt
so you started selling spins on the squeal of fortune!

[jagex] (verse 1)
jagex
the e-x is for exterminate
we’ve busted all you bots
who cares if we were just a little late?
you’re just computer programs
that were poorly scripted
it’s too bad that your files have lame encrypted
you gave us so much money
it was like we won the lotto
for that we say
“domo arigato mr. roboto!”
now flee from our servers
you made our game a disgrace
flashbacks to world war ii
we dropped a nuke on your race!

[bots] (verse 2)
we didn’t ruin your game
you guys did that on your own
so many bad updates
soon you’ll be forever alone
because we’re made of code
we can easily multiply
after we take over rs
we’ll give world of warcraft a try!

[jagex interlude]
there’s too many of them…
we need someone who can shut them down…
someone who knows about them…

[mod jacmob] (verse 2)
i used to run rsbuddy
and then i shut it down
jacmob’s with jagex now
you bots can kiss my golden crown
i created optimus
a program to defeat you
and by the way
nice voice you got there r2-d2!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
comment below!
also to suggest who goes next
send a tweet to #rsrboh
runescape rap battles of history!!!

- regicidal lyrics

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