and that was the last thing i ever saw - refrigerated icecubes lyrics
[verse 1: ian longshore]
bruh, i was just tryna f*ckin’ take a sh*t, y’know
i* i was just on my f*ckin’ toilet
uh, i was takin’ the biggest f*ckin’ sh*t ever
and then there was this f*ckin’ snake who ate my ass
so i was googling, uh, one day, why my, uh, cum is red, uh
we don’t talk about that by the way, um
and then i found this* this* this website on the top of the page result
called reddit, so i decided to check it out
and it turns out my d*ck is gonna fall off in 2 days
[verse 2: ian longshore]
bro, i* i* i can’t even tell you how many times i’ve dropped this f*ckin’ microphone bro, holy sh*t
yeah
this is a cry for help, i need immediate medical attention (what?? yeah! yeah!)
please call 911, i live in northern west virginia (yeah! yeah!)
please help me, please
i’m eatin’ food
[verse 3: ian longshore]
yeah, anyways, i noticed something like very very f*ckin’ different
after i like, went on this website, like
my computer was f*ckin’ actin’ weird as sh*t
i thi* i think that i somehow got a virus or somethin’ from that website
i have no idea
i may or may not have downloaded hentai also
we don’t talk about that though, uh, yeah
so anyways, i was just tryna’ sleep that day
knowing that tomorrow i’m just gonna have to buy a f*ckin’ new computer
and then
i found these 2* like big* big giant old men staring through my f*ckin’ window
and that was the last thing that i saw
i’m actually recording this song in heaven right now
yo, wassup god?*
[outro: ian longshore]
we need an economic recession as soon as possible
before i suck d*ck
credits
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