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new hoover - reeves and mortimer lyrics

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i’ve got a new hoover, what do you think of it?
i’ve got a new hoover, i’m over the moon with it
it’s got what can only be described as a headlamp on the front
adjustable height and a low maintenance filter

i sold him that hoover, it’s a pile of sh*t
i sold him that hoover, what’s left of it
it couldn’t suck off a fly from your carpet if it tried
and the low maintenance filter, i lied

so it’s useless is it?
yep
well can i have my three hundred quid back?
no, i’ve spent it vic
what on?
a new hoover of course

do you still love me?
yеs, i suppose so
are you still angry?
yes just a littlе
well you should thank your lucky stars i didn’t make you pay a delivery charge

- reeves and mortimer lyrics

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