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social distance - razzlekhan lyrics

[intro]
(cough)
d*mn, you don’t who has just weed cough or who got coronavirus these days
(god d*mn you’re right)

(who? who? we never going anywhere again)

[hook]
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
could be me
could be you
could be me
could be you
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!

do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
stay 6 feet apart
don’t show distance
covid*nine*teen
covid*nine*teen
this is what i mean
[verse]
texas wanna leave their gramma in a ditch
gougers trying to get rich
restaurants empty; down in greenwich
vent h**rders worse than uh snitch
rona real tricky; like the golden; snitch
wish i could; turn this off * with a ** toggle * switch
masks in the catalog; of abercrombie fitch

work offline, time to get uh new niche
but facemasks; gotta get stitched
now i can’t even; go and get hitched
hamptoners; get whatever; they wish
[impression]: i’d like two more ventilators, please
airbnb need to pick a new pitch

all sports canceled; no swish swish
american healthcare; they wanna flush us like goldfish!

[hook]
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
could be me
could be you
could be me
could be you
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
stay 6 feet apart
don’t show distance
covid*nine*teen
covid*nine*teen
this is what i mean

[verse]
i’m all ratchet; missing lashes
bad haircut; look like mustaches!
watch out for em market crashes
so much volatility; given me whiplashes!
at least we got less greenhouse gases
republicans face social distance back*lashes
charrlean says, god d*mn; this sh*t is fascist!
we all got giant tp stashes
car weddings and zoom birthday bashes
food shortage fears; doing grocery dashes
more and more stuff becoming cashless
guess i can’t use my airline status!
no more school; just online classes!
stopped showering; son you gonna get rashes!
(ahh, is that why my b*tt has been itching lately?)

[hook]
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
could be me
could be you
could be me
could be you
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!

do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
stay 6 feet apart
don’t show distance
covid*nine*teen
covid*nine*teen
this is what i mean

[verse]
american healthcare!
better not have uh; health scare
it’s like we all on welfare
our bull run was chased by uh big bear
go on tinder dates only if you dare
can’t trust that cheap alaska fair
don’t take uber to get anywhere
this uh whole new kind; of std scare
masks the new condoms we all gotta wear
invisible k!ller; floating in the air!

don’t be a h**rder; take only your share
have any rubbing alcohol that you could spare?
bunker down at home * like uh villain lair
now sweatpants; all that * we wear
bill gates warned them, but they didn’t prepare

(bill gates man, bill gates told you guys, and you still don’t wear your mask at the store? we’re doomed…!)

[hook]
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!
could be me
could be you
could be me
could be you
who got coronavirus?
who? who?!

do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
do your part
social distance
stay 6 feet apart
don’t show distance
covid*nine*teen
covid*nine*teen
this is what i mean

[outro]
charrlean: god d*mnit! i won’t do it! they can’t make me
i won’t wear no mask! how am i supposed to smoke? how am i gonna make out with a hot guy? how am i gonna make money? you can give no bl*w j*bs if you’re wearing a mask! god d*mn deep state!

charrlean! how do you get in here? you’re not supposed to be here. we’re trying to record a song about coronavirus and social distancing… and you’re not even wearing a mask. plus, dad says he saw you down at the truck stop, lot lizzarding, and you’re gonna give us all kinds of diseases, covid and more! disgusting!

my god you guys, i’m so sorry, this is so embarrassing..this is my cousin charrlean

yo! somebody gets out of here! yo!

[charrlean making a weird grunting sound]

- razzlekhan lyrics

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