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what she's got - the penis song - ray jessel lyrics

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being g*y has its problems, it’s true
but being straight has its problems too
i met this girl, and she’s just great
but the problem is that i am straight
you ask, “how can this be?”
listen and you will see

she’s got that style
she’s got that smile
she’s got the walk
she’s got the talk
she’s got that zing
there’s just one thing…
she’s got a p*n*s
she’s got a p*n*s
she’s got that flair
knows what to wear
she’s got that face
that girlish grace
she’s got pizzazz
too bad she has…
a p*n*s
she’s got a p*n*s

now, n0body’s perfect, i must admit
say how many times do all the pieces fit
she’s got more going than most other dolls
oops, i forgot about the b*lls

but she’s so hip
this babe’s a trip
she’s distinguee
she’s got cachet
she’s quite a dame
ain’t it a shame
a crime that’s heinous
those lips, those eyes
then, big surprise!
that p*n*s

[instrumental]
there’s always some failure, always some flaw
ain’t that what they call murphy’s law?
but male genitalia * that’s where i draw the line
besides, hers is bigger than mine

she’s got class
she’s got that sass
she’s got that chic
she’s got mystique
she’s cool, she’s hot
she’s got the lot
except a mound of venus
it’s a tragedy
but where that should be
she’s got a p*n*s
she’s got a p*n*s

my life’s a mess, ’cause under that dress
she’s got a p*e*n*i*s, yes!

- ray jessel lyrics

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