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nostalgia critic vs ralphthemoviemaker - rap duel lyrics

[intro]
rap duel!
nostalgia critic!
versus!
ralphthemoviemaker!
begin!

[verse 1: nostalgia critic]
sepe junior met the ruler of the reviewer pack, b*tch!
thatguywiththeglasses thwack right where your ass is!
you grate on the brain like alvin and the chipmunks
i’m reviewing you like it was “stuffy little pr*ck month.”
i’m the foundation, step to me and get pummelled
when they tried to k!ll me off, the whole thing crumbled!
i’ll use your work to build mine and my wife won’t know this secret
with a l!cking sweet like candy, i’m the king of it. (ooh!)

[verse 2: ralph sepe]
when i stеp up to you, i release thе flow
i’m an actual artist, i’m above what you know
everything from you and michaud was just f*cked
so here are the reasons nostalgia critic sucks
your skits are ridiculously drawn*out bores
even macon agrees, you’re a #viewwh0re?
change the channel on you and your half*wit bum
as for that quiz show? indiegogo gadget refund
[verse 3: nostalgia critic]
they call me the critic * t*h*e!
try one or two more guest reviews on ihe
then maybe i’ll be bothered to acknowledge you
you’re regurgitating the garbage you learned in college, dude
i’ve been loved since i took a shot at the room
transformers, garfield, and moulin rouge
all you had going for you was the minion hate train
fueled by the heat coming off your strained brain! (ay!)

[verse 4: ralph sepe, mark webb, and charles stiles]
hot like a desert, are you feeling it?
you took the bait, and now i reel it in
i mean you’re so talented, your lines are straight hood
yeah heh, good, got it, great, good
congrats! you started the trend of professional whiners
you put a camera to waste like charles stiles, mystery diners
drop a doc about the sh*t you put all your monkeys through
ain’t seen a darker universe from snyder or tom cruise

[verse 5: nostalgia critic]
you’re like the m. night of critics, i mean, get this:
it’s almost a feat to make barney pretentious!
i was legitimately ripping into films when you got
all your gimmicky cinematography from mr. robot!
[verse 6: ralph sepe]
you talk a lot of trash with that filmmaking talent
of smosh trying to make a star wars reenactment
i mean clipless reviews? now that’s just f*ckin’ dumb
stop playing games with us critic, we all know you suck at ‘em

[verse 7: nostalgia critic]
you’re the weakest reviewer in your little group
sardoni*castrated – yo, your nutshack’s removed!
you strive for the subs of redlettermedia
so envy*green, you should be with love*leash lisa
my humor has no limit while yours brings the crickets
you’re no true critic, you take marvel’s d*ck and l!ck it
packing more punches than my feud with the nerd
they got t, and you got served

[verse 8: ralph sepe]
that gave me aids, and i really gotta ask ya
how me*in*my*teens made better films than suckassia
and when it comes to your edits, you know i’m not a lover
your intro’s more choppy than a saucy motherf*cker
the copyright on five second films may scare you
but seriously…where’s the fair use?
it took one review for me to out*rap you
that’s a wrap on an ass*kicking i’ll remember [beat cuts]…for..uh…for some reason or another…
[outro]
who is the winner?
cast your votes below!
be prepared for the next installment of*
*ralph screams*

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