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jack frost vs arthur claus - rap duel lyrics

[intro]
superthingsoncups rap battles!
arthur claus!
versus!
jack frost!
begin!

[verse 1: arthur claus]
i know who’s gonna win this fight, and it’s the last person you’ll believe
after this, you’ll be the one person in the world to get dissed by me!
the reason people believe in christmas, you’ll get lyrically freezed
jack frost ain’t hot; he’s below zero degrees (please)
rocking my cozy christmas jumper; warm enough to melt ya
i’m a true hero, while you’re the boy version of elsa
compared to all the guardians, you’ve got the most useless power
did frost not see that comin’? burnt him in less than 2 hours

[verse 2: jack frost]
time to grab my stick, ‘cause jack frost’s about to bring christmas cheer
raining rhymes on this clumsy d*ck, and it won’t be once a year
i’ll freeze your snowb*lls off arthur, you’re no match for me!
snowing so much disses, you’re about to freeze
i got your daddy on my side, all you got are some little elves!
always relying on your family because you can’t think for yourself
you better depart from this fight, in one night you’ll get roasted
you work in the mail department, but boy you just got posted
[verse 3: arthur claus]
i got the smarts from my brother and the warmth from my dad
i’m the kindest winter role model that christmas ever had!
jack frost is jack sh*t, when it comes to his rhymes
how many ice puns does it take for you to get iced!
flying up in the sky on reindeers faster than a falcon
bringing christmas cheers to all this night, you can call me malcolm
the sickest fl!ck tricks whilst your movies on n0bodies wishlist
i bid your frosty ass a good night, but not a merry christmas

[verse 4: jack frost]
dear santa, what do you think of your child trying to hard*to*win?
you think you’re so tough, the ice you’re standing on is thin
you’re a mistake, your bro does all the work so don’t start
i never knew that santa’s son was just a british r*t*rd!
go back to reading letters, i got theatres to fill!
your rhymes weren’t cold but you still need to chill
those burns were cold you got snowed over, snap!
the guardians won this fight because your victory was “pitch black”!

[outro]
who*who*who won?
you decide!
superthingson *freezes*
*ice breaks* merry christmas motherf*ckers!

- rap duel lyrics

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