bart baker vs weird al yankovic - rap duel lyrics
[intro]
superthingsoncups rap battles!
weird al yankovic!
vs!
bart baker!
begin!
[verse 1: bart baker]
i’m a california boy, you’re just a white and nerdy f*g
with your really long curly hair, it’s bigger than your sack
i’m the king of song parodies, your sh*t is just scaring me
i make people actually laugh, you won’t even beat me barely
i butcher every boy band and singer that reaches fame
you make g*rated sh*tty songs that are extremely lame
so, while i’m making money by parodying celebrity wh0res
you’re sitting in your room, making songs ’bout star wars
[verse 2: weird al]
hi there, my buddies call me weird al
but i’m not weird at all, but i still got a big crowd
why would i fight this assh0l*? he’s obsessed with homeless men
the only people that are your fans are hypocritical kids that are ten
once i kick your ass, it’ll be a party in the cia
just face the fact that you and alex are g*y
grandparents understand that you’re a f*ck tard!
the first verse is done, and you’re not even ready to start!
[verse 3: bart baker]
someone call a doctor, cause you’re extremely b*tthurt
when i heard your music, i thought i was listening to dirt
no one can stop me, i’m baker to the bart
i can make a better parody when i make a fart
[verse 4: weird al]
you sound like a g*y guy who stepped on a brittle
after i’m done with your mom, i will tell her a riddle
yes, i know i’m weird al, and i know i am weird
but i’m better, but not you, cause you are f*cking queer
[verse 5: rucka rucka ali]
welcome to rucka’s world! (rucka rucka ali)
get ready to feel the lyrical pain when i bring a fatality!
you guys are f*cking unpopular while my sh*t is the sh*t
and you guys are f*cking crying while i suck on your mom’s tits
because i got beats hotter than dj not nice
when i beat you two failed abortions, you’ll be needing a bag of ice
the world is my fame, i have everybody
you guys lost cause you don’t know the definition of “parody”
[outro]
who won?
you decide!
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