alexey pajitnov [tetris] vs toru iwatani [pac-man] - rap clash lyrics
[intro: announcer (rng)]
it’s time for a rap clash!
alexey pajitnov
versus
toru iwatani
begin!
[verse 1: toru iwatani (justgamer)]
press start in a fight with toru? i assure you, i made the scene
if you wanna give your 2 cents, slot them into my game machine
trying to run tracks thorugh writing as if you’re some ridge racer
but now you’re being written on like it’s your parents’ divorce papers
got launched from the soviets; just another cash grab block game
yet you lost the top notch status with mojang’s mojo drop, dang!
i’ve turned pizza to pie charts, while l’s you’re known to drop
mounting this brawl will leave you a loss… along with your son off
[verse 2: alexey pajitnov (jraccoonbrova)]
think you’re gaming’s og? i set ther revolutionary high bars
you and i aren’t even close to eachother, just like your eyes are
the wacka*wacka*wack raps you spat out are just hard to swallow
with your ghoul fellows, it’s no surprised you’re see*through and hollow
even my pieces aren’t as blocky as the cg in your show is, man
you got that inky blinky pengame, sounds like it was ghostwritten!
though gotta hand it to you for the most*slotted game, it’s a true fact
but you’ll flip birds when even your own creation wouldn’t even love you back
[verse 3: toru iwatani (justgamer)]
break off your blocks like it’s gee bee, leave you more green than gb
from arcade games to your tv; when it comes to gaming, i’m beastly
you can’t compare to my legacy, sp*wned countless of crowds looked upon me
spilling the t more than your parity, patching you off like your home country
i’m blasting off like the cathedral. you’ll see, pajitnov, we’re not equals
i gotta hatris off, your work’s lethal, with your tactless thoughts like pokhilko
the iwatani from the atari. your recent games have been no fun
i’ve got 99 problems with tetris, but this b*tch ain’t one
[verse 4: alexey pajitnov (jraccoonbrova)]
i’ll turn the page like your textbooks, now, who are you trying to fool?
dropped off from namco to teach, yet couldn’t drop lines to get me schooled
you’ve appealed to the female crowd, but nothing is worth to boast it
when a fl!ck based on your pixels leaves all the theatre rooms ghosted!
get on my level, dude, 256 bars is not needed for me to crush you
this will be your second failed ghost aventure you cannot pass thorugh!
easily got your boat rocked, while myself have my champion ship docked
as you’ve received ass kickings, i packed, man. from russia with love! (euugh…)
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