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giuliani! (here he goes again) - randy rainbow lyrics

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[randy, spoken] we are back and joined now by a central figure in the whistle-blower complaint, as well as in many of my personal nightmares. former mayor and soon to be former lawyer of basically former president donald trump, human hand grenade, rudy giuliani. hey, girl

[giuliani, spoken] i’m glad i’m on tonight because what you just said is totally erroneous

[randy, spoken] well, i don’t…i don’t work here. um, mr. mayor, you were under intense scrutiny for your efforts to pressure the ukraine into investigating joe biden

[giuliani, spoken] let me tell you what happened, okay?

[randy, spoken] whatever

[giuliani, spoken] what, what happened is that i was investigating this incredible story about joe biden. that he bribed the president of the ukraine in order to fire a prosecutor who was investigating his son

[randy, spoken] do you have proof of these allegations?

[giuliani, spoken] yes. 2018, there is a finding by a court in the ukraine that a man named lesh…chalishanko? leshanko?

[randy, spoken] james franco?

[giuliani, spoken] something like that. he produced a phony affidavit…

[randy, spoken] speaking of awkward phony dimwits, let’s get back to you. sir, did you ask the ukraine to look into joe biden?

[giuliani, spoken] no, actually i didn’t. i asked the ukraine to investigate the allegations that there was interference in the election of 2016

[randy, spoken] let me, um, let me rephrase the question. did you ask the ukraine to look into joe biden?

[giuliani, spoken] of course i did!

[randy, spoken] okay, let’s move on. uh, sir, did you ask the ukraine to look into joe biden?

[giuliani, spoken] no, i didn’t ask them to look into joe biden. i asked them to look in the allegations that were related to my client, which tangentially involved joe biden…joe biden’s son to get one point five million dollars…which of course you democrats, you won’t cover it

[verse]

[randy] i’ve been listening to you
and of cr-p you are full

[giuliani, spoken] and you want to cover some ridiculous charge…

[randy] standing there with your eyes
bulging out of your skull

[giuliani, spoken] you have no idea how big this is

[randy] look at you now – in the center ring
covering how you’ve been yentering
with ukraine
are you crooked or just insane?

why do you keep selling bullsh-t to us?
won’t be long before you’re under the bus
woah

[chorus]

giuliani here you go again
lie, lie, how can we believe you?
giuliani, gurl, who let you in?
ay ay, when will donald leave you?

blowing his own defenses
flubbing his false pretenses
can’t trust what he says on tv shows

giuliani there he goes again
he’s just making stuff up as he goes

[giuliani, spoken] and you want to cover some ridiculous charge that i urged the ukrainian government to investigate corruption. well, i did. and i’m proud of it

[verse]

[randy] he’s made so many gaffes
’cause he’s never so prepared

[giuliani, spoken] i’m here on television telling everything i did

[randy] when he’s nervous he laughs
and it makes me feel scared

straight up extorting zelesnky and
now he’s distorting old text he’s got
on his phone
’cause he just got his whistle blown

omg, he’s like a sound bite from h-ll
he makes cnn look like snl

[giuliani, spoken] i absolutely knew

[chorus]

giuliani here you go again
lie, lie, where the h-ll’d they find you?

giuliani eating crow again
bye bye, time that you resigned, boo

ooh, you’re a shady wordsmith
guarding this orange t-rd with
lies, lies, when’s he gonna let you go?

giuliani you’re a drama queen
you guys got no chance of winning

giuliani need a dramamine
more lies, he does so much spinning

sit back and watch him ravin’
he’s digging his own grave and
why, why’s, there’s so much he never knows?

giuliani there he goes again
he’s just making stuff up as he goes

[giuliani, spoken] i have no idea

- randy rainbow lyrics

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