the zubat song - random encounters lyrics
i’m hunting for my gyarados; i think it’s in mount moon. it’s spooky and ill*lit in here; i hope i find it soon… i’d light this place with a pokémon, if i had one that knew flash. all i’ve got with me is a magikarp, and it knows nothing but splash… now i’m searching for my gyardos, but i think i may be lost. and i know i should’ve bought an escape rope, but i couldn’t afford the cost. now it’s dark and it’s cold and it smells of mold. get a hold of yourself, old chap, for it dawns on me that i brought with me my trusty mount moon map*
hey! give me that!
what a hideous beast with big ears and t**th! and that zubat stole my map!
now i fear that i may be here to die; it appears i might be trapped…
and i think that i may now starve to death, ’cause i’m feeling faint and famished
all i’ve got to eat is some bread and meat, but at least i brought this sandwich*
what the*? no! that’s my sandwich!
i’m stranded in a cavе with the zubats here, and thеy’re growing quite annoying!
’cause they took my sandwich and they took my map, which they seem to be enjoying…
now i can’t go forward and i can’t go back; all these bats make me want to yell!
but i still have the key that’s defending me: it’s a bottle of repel*
are you kidding me?!
now i’m running through a cave from a zubat pack, and i can’t see where i’m going!
and those darn zubats tried to sn*tch my hat, but i’ve no intent of slowing!
and i hurt myself cause i’m so confused, now my forehead aches like crazy
in the corner of my eye, i see a creepy shadow guy, so then i cry out, “please come save me!”
“what’s wrong?!”
“i’m being attacked by zubats!”
“zubats?!” “yeah!”
“that’s unfortunate…””…what?”
“…because i’m zubatman!”
i don’t care anymore about my gyarados, ’cause i’m running from zubatman
and his squadron of bats wearing maps and hats, and i’m wheezing like a fat man
this whole cave’s full of death and these demon sp*wn are the worst things on the planet!
and to anyone whoever loved zubats… you can take mount moon and cram it
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