pokémon university: a professor song - random encounters entertainment lyrics
trainers:
we’re on our way!
first day of class!
junior trainers!
youngster, school boy, beauty, lass!
professor oak
puts me to sleep!
teaching tm’s
i can’t help but count mareep!
gym leaders!
poke breeders!
gary oak:
smell ya later, gramps! gonna meet our new teacher!
sycamore:
i’ve a course on fighting*
it’s pretty darn exciting!
alas, it’s all online
so it’s mostly just all writing…
trainers:
oh i’m
gonna be a master! starting the semester! learning from professors about pokemon!
taking all the courses! citing all our sources! write what sycamore says about pokemon!
rowan:
looks like you worked pretty hard! f+
trainers:
professor elm
became confused*
elm:
where do these
eggs come from? i have no clue!
trainers:
he lost his notes
was late to class
got jumped this morning
while walking through a patch of grass!
student 1:
aced “trading!”
student 2:
f for “fainting?” should’ve done better, but rowan was grading!
student 3:
got a b in “berries
your pokemon might carry!”
sycamore:
tonight, you’re writing papers judging dragons versus fairies!
juniper
there’s a pokedex project that’s due on next monday morning…
birch:
try tossing apples instead!
oak:
add one drop of repel… …or was that potion…?
rowan:
i hate every color but red!
sycamore:
there’s a test on battling ghosts
ghost:
don’t forget the silph scope!
juniper:
origin theses are due!
elm:
there’s a simply revolutionary
mega evolutionary
form that’s truly brand*spanking new*
oak:
…this picture is not very good
trainers:
gonna be a master! starting the semester! learning from professors about pokemon!
staying late completing all required reading! spending lecture tweeting about pokemon!
gonna be a master! starting the semester! learning from professors
about pokemon!
we’ll continue waiting! we’re antic*p*ting finally graduating
to catch pokemon!
student 4:
paying student loans to study*
trainers:
*pokemon!
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