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legends of zelda: tales of the wind waker - random encounters entertainment lyrics

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link:
i’ve sailed the seas
on the breath of the ocean breeze!
battled some flaming keese
fought my way through the tower of gods!

met the fairy queen
a fat little man in green!
rode the winds through the sky…
fed a fish-man guy!
won tons of rupees!

patron: hey zelda!

link: it’s link

patron: tell us about that one time you found the wand of gamelon

link: i don’t know what you’re talking about

i smashed a thousand pots!
and fired some cannon shots!
i thwarted all ganon’s plots!
just using a sword and a wand! (yeah!)

made a rito friend!
while tugging valoo’s rear end!
learned a sword-spin technique!
found a boat that speaks
and turns into a-

patron: it’s the dread pirate tetra!!!

tetra: milkshake. …what are you looking at, fairy boy?

link: (quiet) well excuse me, princess…

gillian: miss tetra, how has your expedition been going?

tetra:
we set sail for greatfish isle
but were caught inside a storm!
where a giant squid attacked us
and forced our ship ash-r-!

we stole bombs for all our cannons!
then set out into the sea!
where a thousand sharks were waiting-
which we blew to smithereens!

we were caught inside a cyclone!
but we managed to get free!
we pulled up a hefty treasure
with a piece of heart or three!

then we stumbled on a ghost ship (hoo! ha!)
based on phases of the moon! (hoo! ha!)
when we ravaged all it had, its hulls (hoo! ha!)
were full of gold doubloons! (hoo! ha!)

link: oh, weird. all i found in it was a treasure chart

patron: hooray for zelda!

tetra and link: it’s link!

gillian: why, mister ganondorf. you look like you’re having a pretty… average day…

ganondorf: i’ll take one of everything. (pointing) on that guy’s tab

gillian: what’s bothering you, g?

ganondorf:
i’ve got
forty guys dead
and i don’t know why-

all my treasures are gone-
all my plans are awry!

someone messed up my bird-
all these girls have gone free

and there’s a snotty green twerp-

link: hey, you looking’ for me?

ganondorf: what the-

patron: go zelda!

all: it’s “link!”

i took my sister back!
i need her pointy ears!
you took her by mistake!
hey, it’s been a hundred years!

…sheesh, get with the times…

go ride your stupid boat!
go change into a pig!
go slash a dozen cuccos!
shave your beard! ride some birds!
bleach your skin! learn some words!
just prepare for owning!
the wind is blowing…
now…!

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