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folding dirty laundry - radioinactive & antimc lyrics

lightning’s your totem
icing the ovum through the cable modem
releasing the dogies and then i will rope them
phoenician mirages of stepchildren mopping
here is a bottle of motrin
modeled after the trojan horse
why the long face?
is your bridle on straight?
galloping valentines
always acknowledge the trouble in palestine
skeptical optimist
you’ve reached the offices
of where smoothies are offered
to the client’s esophagus
draw your sacred sarcophagus
ask the galaxy for an apr-n while chopping this
papier-mâché
alphabet
the patron saint who ate baklava
dates her photographer
using a laser to baptize the aperture

on the phone folding dirty laundry
reading junk mail while she watches tv
this girl’s never been out the country
doodles pictures on her overdue bills
what she seeks ain’t no mc
to distract her from her everyday life
she lives with cats and dogs and drinks tea
behind her smile where the problems tend to hide

catching the spirits of fish with hooks that were blessed at a séance
by a witch with fishnet stockings who makes money
trading stock options on the internet
she’s got me by my crystal b-lls
and suddenly (smash)
my hip was shattered by a horse kick
bohemian muses on crutches
buying vinyl
victorian
valedictorians with spinal meningitis
wearing corsets under caps and gowns
award sympathy prizes to the industry hybrids
endangered species
better yet extinct
dodo birds
rehabilitating speed freaks
dying tail feathers so they look like whale flippers
getting lap dances from pale strippers
no heil hitlers
hallelujahs
nor ballerinas for halloween
will be summarized by demons in the springtime
stay on your toes
there’s honest hoes
behind candid cameras who wear bandannas
bearing children in montana to keep the bloodline pure
conceived on a sacred vortex
energy crossroads on ancient pagan holidays
by a scaly giant with barbed tail
who had a yard sale
right before he shifted from a politician to a monster from a role playing game
bill gates use to play
in the sewer with a trash can lid and broomstick
do a handstand if you feel the music
or move your nightstand into the living room
don’t let religion ruin
powerful visions you might experience while scr-w-ng

it’s the tip of the iceberg
sliced and packaged
sold as sno-cones to homeowners in antarctica
hormone levels regulated with penguin feces
and singing peach trees from the deep south
animated muppet backdrops
let’s take our freakin’ hats off
poke holes in ‘em
so our antlers can stick out
antennas
remote control placentas
obstetricians with nintendo power gloves
making love with hidden cameras
i wanna move to china and live with pandas
eating bamboo shoots with troops from the red army
they don’t wanna behead barney or skin a chicken with a bamboo stick
they wanna go shopping at wal-mart
chain reaction
lean back and franchise
i’m radio and he is anti
we can’t die
we’re cursed
but we’re easily wounded
your computer needs to be rebooted
and m-ssaged by naked female playwrights
as the daylight turns into christmas eve
churning reindeer milk into b-tter
spreading yourself thinner than lip gloss or water surface tension
how to get a girl’s attention by doing romantic science projects
singing to potted plants to make ‘em grow
grade you on your curves
broadcast your abilities to the world
advertise with jazzercise
deliver something different
your liver’s suddenly missing
stolen by outlaws in india to be sold on the black market

- radioinactive antimc lyrics

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