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rico story 3 (sus parody) - r.j. roze lyrics

[intro]
a wave of violence in brazil this week
we have new developments this morning
about the man that was shot in the head
he was shot in the head
he is in a critical condition this morning
i am h*rny
it’s the speaker knockerz!)

[verse 1]
rico can’t move, rico can’t cum
the doctors said he may never again cum
one c*ck in his assh0l*, two in his ears
the doctors ran a check and he was p*ssing beers
pedro out the country he watching the hub
he thought rico was gonna f*ck him in the club
see pedro thought rico didn’t bring protection
this f*cking sh*tshow was near perfection
when pedro was in jail he met a p*rnstar
she said he had a nice d*ck, he can go far
pedro was silent, so she showed her tits
pedro stood up and swung a couple hits (abuse!)
pedro can’t f*cking sleep
said f*ck it, booked a flight, then he grabbed his keys
grabbed his suitcase full of fleshlights
oh yeah, made some phone calls, ready to k!ll some dikes
weeks go by and rico can get hard again
rico’s s*x game is better than it’s ever been
he told the doctors he was leaving they like no you not
he bout go go to jail for slicing off a c*ck
d*mn
oh my god, oh my god
rico in the back of a cop car
he crying he knows his ass will be torn up in jail
he can’t think straight, rico goin crazy, his mental health gon bail
d*mn, d*mn
rico in the s*x offender court now
they sentenced him to death and castration
he can hardly stand to look at that abomination
rico on the jail bus
thirty s*x offenders on the jail bus
riding on s*x dolls in the jail bus
a whole bunch of cars surround the jail bus
rico looked around, he hear explosions and sh*t
he turned around and saw it was pedro and sh*t
pedro got a strap on, penetrated rico and sh*t
swat arrived, rico giving head and sh*t
nikki there she got her fake tits blown off and sh*t
rico shooting pedro’s s*m*n at the cops and sh*t
too much f*ll*tio, all them f*ggots died and sh*t
[outro]
they all f*cking died
the end

- r j roze lyrics

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