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spaghetti noodles (in a can) - queef jerky lyrics

[intro: dev lemons, nickisnotgreen]
[?]
i went to college with this guy shawn mennen
(f*ck man, f*ck)
yeah, yeah
i went to college with madison hemmen (yeah)

[verse 1: nickisnotgreen]
queef j just broke the internet
people ask about my intellect
asking nicky tom tom can you read, or are you into that?
yeah, i know how to read, dude
i don’t know why that hurt
i know dress from skirt, bag from purse, best from worst
you’re talking to nicky, the best in the city
everybody put your hands together
(great)

[chorus: dev lemons]
[???]

[verse 2: dev lemons]
and then i take it the back of the van
uh huh, he say “no you can’t” then i say “yes i can”
uh huh, i am a solo, but i do not join the band
yeah, i would like a spaghetti noodle can
yeah, spaghetti noodles in the cans, spaghetti noodles in the jar
that’s enough
[chorus: nickisnotgreen, all]
spaghetti noodles in a can
spaghetti noodles in a jar
spaghetti noodles in a can
spaghetti noodles in a jar
spaghetti noodles in a can
spaghetti noodles in a jar
spaghetti noodles in a can
spaghetti noodles in a jar
spaghetti noodles in a can
spaghetti noodles in a jar
spaghetti noodles in a can
spaghetti noodles in a jar

[verse 3: ethan is online]
i queef, yeah, i’m on company time
forgot who i am, but not how to whine
we don’t know what to do with all these rhymes
i leave a review on amazon
your girl* (laughing)
i leave a review on amazon
your girl would look good in a thong
5 stars, i feel like i’m from mars
i don’t like driving cars
i ride in the front, no seatbelt
you can’t handle the heat melt
i got a brand new retail
i don’t do de*
i don’t do detail, i got a splinter
i don’t even talk, defeat, f*ck
(it was supposed to go in the other part)
think about it, o is kind of a number
i wish i could thumb her
she told me to go, she told me to go and it was a bummer
future, past, not present
i don’t think i’ll make it to heaven
christ was born in a manger
i was born and raised like a stranger
(okay, that’s it, that’s all i have)
[outro: dev lemons]
christ was born in a manger, baby

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