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queef stew - queef jerky lyrics

[intro]
you are now listening to
you are now listening to
you are now listening to
queef jerky

[verse 1: dev lemons]
yeah
copy paste it
yeah
belly b*tton, can i taste it?
in my ball ball ball, samic
dip my b*lls in your mom*ic
only watch home grown simpson’s stuff
when i only watch hgtv when i got
no one to hold
ayo gon’ take your mom to the lake
gon’ take your mom to the lake
and then i take off her arms and legs (at the lake)
(yeah) (lake) then i drop them in the ground
(yeah) (lake) and then she doesn’t make a sound
[verse 2: nickisnotgreen]
ay, two feet deep in addition to the ground, yeah (yeah)
i made her snug i ain’t even heard a sound, yeah (yeah)
andy pitchin’ quick when he hits the mound (yeah)
it’s so loud it’s profound always sneakin’ in the crowd
sh*t

[verse 3: andy king, nickisnotgreen & andy king]
have you ever seen a cat hunt a mouse
and he’s getting really happy as he runs around the house
i could play the same game in your bed with your spouse
when i’m rockin’ queef jerky i get perky and i pounce
yeah imma chop your b*lls and i’ll nail ’em to the wall, centerpiece
now you’re cryin’ i can hear you down the hall on your knees
yeah imma chop your b*lls and i’ll nail ’em to the wall, centrepiece
now you’re cryin’ i can hear you down the hall on your knees

[verse 4: nickisnotgreen]
nicky and d, cum to the scene when i’m sh*tting on the beat
beating the meat, spitting the seed, when i tell you i’m a freak
would you say that if i kissed you on the face man?
would you say that if i bought you some new ray*bans?
they voted me most generous in the city
i wish i startilin degenerate so pretty
i wish they can finally sell pants that would fit me
i say goo goo gaa gaa baby girl why don’t you sip me
[verse 5: hivemind riley, nickisnotgreen and ]
dev just pulled up with the chicken noodle popsicle
hold that in my cup, yeah this smoothie is tropical
took the walk to narnia, now i’m smoking chronicle
(let’s go riley) they root for me like follicle
imagine dragons, j.r.r. tolkien
imagine baggins, got a huge ass
yeah i’m draggin’ wagon
i just bought the cave that bin laden sat in (god d*mn)
lord of the rings, i’m a h**rder of things
i’m getting kinda hungry, i might order some wings
i just saw your mom and i told her some things
next time i saw her i sold her some things

r.i.p. regis, yeah i think i need a lifeline

justin long, will you please be a guest on hivemind?

[verse 6: sauvignon]

uh, yeah, gotta blow a load
grab a tissue from the box yeah i might explode
hot hot hot hot, on a roll
who sh*t the bed? i don’t know

uh, yeah, gotta blow a load
grab a tissue from the box yeah i might explode
hot hot hot hot, on a roll
who sh*t the bed? i don’t know
yeah i sh*t the bed but i was just playin’ though (facts)
it’s just a joke, why you actin’ like it’s so gross (eww)
you probably sittin’ on the toilet on your f*ckin’ phone (hahahaha)
ain’t evade i p**p while driving on the f*ckin’ road (that’s true)

i’ll make it stanky make it hot like a pizza roll (nasty)
and when it comes to my sh*t i’m the jenna bro (absolute)
and your mom she says she like i can’t stop it bro
she a freak for this sh*t, ain’t no pun intended (ayoooo)
w* was that too far?
yeah it’s nasty
but i bet you’d rather that than have her call me daddy (daddy)
this your mom we talkin’ about, perhaps her name is nancy
or francy
and maybe she likes dancing
at night, when the sun down
imma score a touchdown
she gon’ call me over like a waiter when the table needs a bust down
now i gotta slow down
i really like your mom but she queefs when i cum ’round
it’s a real condition, you can webmd it
they got a lot of photos if you wanna see it (for real?)
and if you take a photo doctors will id it (pharrell?)
queef confirmed
tables turned
lessons learned
i guarantee it (ohhhh)

[verse 7: nickisnotgreen]
yo, i got problems too
been chin evil with the women i’ve been talking to
i got handouts for men who got a glock or two
you got the print on your pants just like a c*ck i knew
you got a fade just like a motherf*cking c*ckatoo
b*tch

[verse 8: gabi belle]
the wheels on the bus go round and round
gravy’s mom in my sheets going round for round
patty cake patty’s cake, clapping around
when her husband’s not home she gets d*cked down
waaaaaaaaa
that’s the sound of mario
chris pratt is mario
nick smacked andy’s back give a dog a bone (waaaaaaaaa)

stuff you wouldn’t expect (no i wouldn’t)
dream’s face reveal on nintendo direct
wait
gotta check
drake bell not invited to wedding of josh peck

[verse 9: trdng]
queef’s back in and i’m the motherf*cking side piece
sh*tting and p*ssing and cumming don’t f*cking remind me
eat some sh*t for breakfast yeah she know she got that ass ate
waiting for nick at night b*tch i stay up late

got a bad b*tch triangle b00bies she look like laura croft
golden schools and gums are some things that i’m scared of
nick’s got the queefs and andy’s got the cheddar
if you say you’ll do it better you get hit with a vignette ah man

ass cough coughing on a b*tch like gumtree
go eat shots out her ass he in me
p*ss is stored in the b*lls not the bean
going to chipotle and you’d better hold the beans

[verse 10: nickisnotgreen and joe biden]
yarr
would you even f*ck with a lisp (babababow)
would you even f*ck on a witch (ahahaha)
can you say you’ll k!ll joe biden (soda)
oughta put your name on the list
oughta slap a freak with some freckles
b*tch i’m playing chess you are checkers
everyday you think about my p*ck*rs

i could punch a kid for a week, uh
i would punch my kid for a steed, huh
got a horse with a mane i’m a freak, uh
i sellout for the fame i’m a freak, huh
throwin’ pizza crust out, i’m a freak, uh

i would punch my kid for a steed, huh
got a horse with a mane i’m a freak, uh
i sellout for the fame i’m a freak, huh
throwin’ pizza crust out, i’m a freak, uh

[verse 11: zaqq]
yo
so this rapper’s at bro
this song goes out to any of the motherf*cker out there
who’s ever been up in the sheets with his girl
and she don’t queef all up on your beef
call that a
queef jerky

i remember having beef with my b*tch
but if she don’t jerk me she pass me high ways
i’ve been smarter when i queef all upon ye
so now imma have to call that queef jerky

yeah i think i don’t drop my beat for the table
six months later look what the f*ck is lurking
’cause it’s crazy
what the f*ck is that?
that’s my queef jerky bruh don’t* lea* don’t wanna do that

everytime i go to fill my bed
she gotta lunch with that
matter of fact
ice with that
[?]
queefed all in my coffee
f*ck your b*tch
imma still take a sip (what the f*ck)
[?]
chilling out here with nick if you cringe then you smoke
got that got that glock on my hip ain’t no need to reload
when i pull out my queef jerky say that i ohhhh no

[outro: hivemind riley]
lord of the rings i’m a h**rder of things
i’m getting kinda hungry i might order some wings
i just saw your mom and i told her some things
next time i saw her i sold her some things
lord of the rings i’m a h**rder of things
i’m getting kinda hungry i might order some wings
i just saw your mom and i told her some things
next time i saw her i sold her some things

- queef jerky lyrics

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