the instagram comedians song - quackity lyrics
[intro]
this one is dedicated for all those sh-tty instagram comedians out there, this one is for you!
[verse]
i didn’t know what i would do when vine closed down
the more i thought the less i wanted to live
what’s the use of trying?
i’m talent-less
i’m gonna die alone and penniless
[verse 2]
i’m a comedian!
a really, real bad one
my jokes are median
but they’re appealing to someone
[hook]
i don’t have…
talent or sk!lls but i pay the bills, live in beverly hill,s
i only appeal to all the little kids
they’re the only ones that laugh at my skits
but i’m not even trying
’cause my humor is sh-t
criticize me and you’ll get hit
[verse]
i’m a comedian!
a really, real bad one
my jokes are median
but they’re appealing to someone
[hook]
i don’t have…
talent or sk!lls but i pay the bills
man my jokes do not k!ll
[middle rant]
yeah, and to prove that i’m a real comedian, my numbers back it up
and all these laughing emoji’s, they back it up too
so that means, i’m a real comedian
f-ck you
[hook]
thank you instagram
for allowin’ my nose job
i’ve been sh-t for a livin’, i need to be stopped
[verse]
i’m a comedian!
a really, real bad one
my jokes are median
but they’re appealing to someone
[hook]
i don’t have…
talent or sk!lls but i pay the bills
let me take all these pills
[verse]
i’m a comedian!
a really, real bad one
my jokes are median
but they’re appealing to someone
i’m a comedian!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…
[outro rant]
i’m an instagram comedian by the way
i’m so sh-t at this
i’m not funny at all
why do i call myself a comedian
i shouldn’t be one
i, actually i’m not one
but i, but i think i am
beca-, f-ck it i’m done
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