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cereal (megamix) - provost lyrics

[chorus: provost]
i think i’m going delirious (delirious)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to be hysterical (ha ha)
i think i’m going delirious (delirious)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to be hysterical (ha ha)

[?]

[chorus: provost & matthew picciotto]
i think i’m going delirious (delirious)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to be hysterical (ha ha)
i think i’m going delirious (delirious) (d*mn)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to bе hysterical (ha ha)
[verse 6: matthew picciotto]
attention shoppers, i got a quеstion. it is serious business
why are there so many products in the cereal business? (why?)
and there’s a lot of delicious choices, i can’t waste time in this aisle
i’m only carrying a couple of bucks, so don’t be expecting a pile in my cart (uhh)
no, don’t take it to heart, ’cause you know i love those
sweet tasty treats for a complete breakfast, like they were my honey bunches of hoes
i’m pummeling foes who don’t ever want to get their bowls out to have their morning fill
you’re cinnamon toast and you can’t take it back, it’s no use to cry over spilled cereal and milk

[chorus: provost & matthew picciotto]
i think i’m going delirious (delirious) (cheerio)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to be hysterical (ha ha)
i think i’m going delirious (delirious)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to be hysterical (ha ha)

[?]

[chorus: provost & hayden forbes]
i think i’m going delirious (delirious)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to be hysterical (ha ha)
i think i’m going delirious (delirious)
you’d say it’s not that serious (it’s not that serious)
but i really can’t pick a cereal (i can’t pick one)
and i swear to god, i’m bout to be hysterical (ha ha)
[verse 9: hayden forbes]
man i’m just so indecisive (indecisive)
an answer i should be provided (be provided)
line em up, so many different options, hard for me to pick
ctc, crunch berries, kix, and all these chexes to mix
a cere*tier list couldn’t fix this
at the pantry with a wish list
superstitious, wondering if eeny*meany*miny*moe would even skip this
ranting my problems with every letter of the alphabit (a, b, c, d)
switch up the rhyme scheme cause i bet you’re gettin’ sick of this
f*ck raisin bran and corn flakes
being a jerk, i’m feeling funky (uh)
cookie crisps with marshmallows
sweet but also crunchy
wait listen kelloggs, maybe it’s time to shorten up that catalog (ooo)
eatin’ up my breakfast time, ironic how you’re gettin’ off

[verse 12: provost]
this is a desperate satirical (satirical)
not intended to be admirable (admirable)
just like i can’t be to one cereal (to one cereal)
for me to pick a favorite is gonna take a miracle (a miracle)
cinnamon toast crunch
honey bunches of oats much
rice crispies the most fun
crackle, pop and just munch munch (pop pop pop pop)
how could you own such a delicious meal for lunch, dinner and breakfast?
if you don’t agree, you’re a dumb f*ck
i’d eat 50 pounds of reese’s puffs out of a dump truck (beep beep)
frost them mini wheats
got milk is the sh*t
broth is for pity cheaps
slurping something as simple as soup give me the motherf*cking heebie geebies
for pete’s sake, might as well get a beaver to eat with (ah!)

- provost lyrics

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