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change of hoe (skit) - promatic lyrics

[intro: change of hoe intro]
change of hoe, change of hoe
(*audience clapping*)

[dogmatic]
hey, how the h*ll are ya? i’m your host: rick d*ck ’em down
welcome to change of hoe
where take a couple of freaks
separate ’em for 24 hours, let ’em have a one night stand
and see if they’d like a change of hoe
now we’d like to welcome our next new contestants on the show today
my man jamal and his main hoe, p*ssy (*audience clapping*)

[p*ssy]
hey

[dogmatic]
now, jamal tell me why might want a change of hoe

[jamal, p*ssy & dogmatic]
well d*ck ’em down man, see i might p*ssy at the after hour
and when i seen that ass on her like that, i just had to have her
but we been f*ckin’ for what? ’bout 5 days now?
she don’t let me bus’ in her mouth (d*mn right)
she talk too much (d*mn)
and her feet stank (whatever n*gga)
i don’t know d*ck ’em down man, i think i just want a change of hoe
[dogmatic]
well we sent jamal out with one of our own hoes, hoeanda
so let’s bring that hoe out, come out hoeanda! (*audience clapping*)

[hoeanda]
hi, it’s nice to be here

[dogmatic]
welcome to our show hoe
so uhm, tell us how your date went with you and jamal

[hoeanda]
well rich d*ck ’em it was great
jamal went to pick me out just as i was “coming” out of the shower
and i just felt that was perfect oppurtunity to put his “c*ck” and his “b*lls” in my “milf” (yeah, oh right!)
yes, remember our song baby, “deep….throat”
“deep…throat” yeah that’s right baby!

[dogmatic]
well jamal tell me a little about the one night stand

[jamal]
well look d*ck ’em down man, first of all hoeanda got a fat ass
look man, she ain’t even greedy man
i bought her a honey bun, a pop (cheap b*tch)
then i took her to the crib
i hit the ass, busted in her mouth man
i’m telling you man it just was fun dawg
[dogmatic]
well, now it’s time for jamal to choose!

[jamal]
well rick man, p*ssy do got some bomb ass p*ssy man (fo’ sho’) (*audience clapping*)
but hoeanda got the best head (yeah!) (yes!) (*audience clapping*)
you know what man? i’m think i’m just gon’ have to make a change of hoe!
(*audience clapping*)

[outro: change of hoe outro]
change of hoe, change of hoe

- promatic lyrics

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