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twisted - professor rex lyrics

a to the b to the c to the d to the e to the f to the g
to the 1, 2, 3, you and me, he and she
her and him, jane & jim, jack & jill
bill & hill, let’s get ill

peter piper picked a pack of pickled rolling papers
down at the corner store
dime bag, zig zag, phillie blunt
more f-cking more f-cking more

rubber baby buggy bumpers
flubber baby snuggy dumpers
pretty baby tourist humpers
sh-tty baby forrest gumpers

squier like billy, steve like perry
ac to the dc in washington dc
my mammoth is wooly, my jacket is fleecy
when i was a kid i knew ryan creecy

i saw susie sitting in a shoe shine shop
where she sits, she hits
when she hits she shines
when she shines, she dreams
when she dreams, she screams

it’s not about morality, it’s all about reality
leavin sh-t behind, bustin out my mind
steppin over the line, snortin the line
swinging on vines, be kind rewind
steppin on land mines, feeling fine
being blind, outta wine
outta my mind, outta time
outta my mind, out of time

next is the next is the next is the e
floggy molly is just a hobby holly
mdma got you feeling like a champion
getting super ill like king’s charles campion

to sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
in a pestilential prison with a life long lock
i scream, you scream, we all scream for nice dreams
i cream, you cream, we all cream for tight genes

she sells seash-lls down by the seash0r-
she sells crack out the back of the seash-ll store
don’t come before 10 o’clock, do the special knock
she gotta glock, she got rock in stock

she’s a fox in some socks, ants in her pants
she’ll make a little love, she’ll do a little dance
when tweedle beetles battle in a bottle with a paddle
it’s a tweedle beetle paddle puddle bottle battle

can you can a can as a canner can
can a can?
my dealer is a woman, yours is a man
bills, bills, bills, wham bam thank you man

snorting weed, smoking lines, dropping tabs, getting p-ssed
f-ck you harris, i do exist
my agent said my moneys in security first and national trust
but i can’t pay attention cuz i’m on that dust

what the sh-t am i talking about
my brain is on walkabout
i got 99 for my klout
shout, shout, let it all out

shout, shout, heavyweight bout, got no doubt
gwen stefani, jam on it, ride the pony, mony mony
hey, hey what, get laid get f-cked
this song izdash-t, check out my gravel pit

how much pot could a pot roast toast
if a pot roast could get roasted
how much toast could a toastmaster toast
if a toastmaster could get toasted

how can a clan cram in a clean cream can
how can the clan konklave in the cream corn
how can kimberly kane profit off of web p-rn
how can i get a crest on my head like michael dorn (he played worff on star trek)

how much woodchuck could a woodchuck drink
if a woodchuck could drink woodchuck f-ck
how many boards could the mongols h–rd
if the mongol hordes got bored

mushroom mountain, chocolate fountain
tip drill, road k!ll, beverly hills, purple pills
i’ve been to the motherf-cking mountaintop
watching panties drop, escapin the cops, using visine eye drops

time, time, time, time
twisted, twisted, twisted, twisted
sister, sister, sister, sister
brother, brother, brother, brother
father, father, father, father
mother, mother, mother, mother
f-cker, f-cker, f-cker, f-cker
uh ah, uh uh ah
uh ah, uh uh ah
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
i’ve been to the motherf-cking mountain top
i’ve been to the motherf-cking mountain top
i’ve been to the motherf-cking mountain top
i’ve been to the motherf-cking mountain top
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

- professor rex lyrics

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