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f*** you it's christmas - prof lyrics

face covered in some bbq sauce
i’ll dress up like a drunk santa clause
and if i see one more rich person getting a car
i’m bout to burn that motherf-ckers garage (it’s christmas)
my family creepy as it gets
grandpa kiss me on the lips (ick)
f-ck you it’s christmas
i don’t wanna hold your kid
thats some scary f-cking sh-t (ick)
f-ck you it’s christmas

all through the night, little spoiled -ss kids dream about what they might get
all through the night, i contemplate about which blunt i might hit, l!ckity split
all through the night, i congratulate my sister on becoming a vegan
all through the night, i ponder about an excuse to leave for the legion
my uncle bragging that this his last d dub
i’ll let that plate past me up, that food looks nasty as f-ck (hmm)
wow, nonstop, giving advice, right like your life ain’t broken
wow, thank you for pressuring marriange in front of my girlfriend
still can’t tell my nephews apart
and my stepfather thinks he’s in charge

and if i see one more rich person getting a car
im bout to burn that motherf-ckers garage (it’s christmas)
my family creepy as it gets
grandpa kiss me on the lips (ick)
f-ck you its christmas
i don’t wanna hold your kid
thats some scary f-cking sh-t (ick)
f-ck you its christmas

real quick, i didn’t get n0body sh-t
i dont want talk politic
yes i know ive gotten big
who the f-ck is that lil kid
who’s taking shots in the kitchen im down to -ssist
i dont want sit next to uncle he smell
you got diabeetus this year i can tell
look up the location of nearest hotel
somebody help
somebody help me before they start kaoroke
oh no here go hokey pokey, i think i need lil smokey (ho, ho)
my mama wanna wash my mouth out with soapy
im brown out drunk on the lowkey
somebody throw me a floatie (ho, ho)

face covered in some bbq sauce
i’ll dress up like a drunk santa clause
and if i see one more rich person getting a car
im bout to burn that motherf-ckers garage (its christmas)
my family creepy as it gets
grandpa kiss me on the lips (ick)
f-ck you its christmas
i dont wanna hold your kid
thats some scary f-cking sh-t (ick)
f-ck you its christmas

if you’d rather leave your family and go kick it with your friends
say f-ck you its christmas
if you’d rather keep your money then go out and overspend
say f-ck you its christmas
whoo hoo hoooo

(outro)
ay, uh, if you know anybody between the ages of 3 and 12
play this song for them, know what i mean
make sure they hear this
the harsh realities of the world
they need to be aware of that, you know what i mean
santa claus is real tho, santa claus is real tho

- prof lyrics

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