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flu song - proctor & bergman lyrics

“and now, from buddy demort’s lizard lounge in beautiful las vegas here’s mister phil time!”
“thank you, buddy, god bless you. beautiful man.”

a – it’s an a strain flu
b – and i’m feelin’ blue
c – i’m so sick that i can’t move
d – i got diarrhea and
e – i got no energy
f – i not sure ‘f i’ll improve. hey
t – i feel terrible
h – it’s hunbearable
i feelin’ pains i can’t describe
j – i feel like jello and
k – i’m kind of yellow and
l – it’s like ‘ell to be alive (a little tony newley there, what d’ya think? hey)
m, n, o, p – (sing along, honey) too weak to pee all day (bet you saw that one comin’ eh?)
q, r, s, t – texas flu, russian too, aw please, take ’em away
u – flu you’re k!lling’ me
v- rather have vd (just kiddin’)
w, x-ray, z – this is serious
it’s no fun to suffer through a day in bed with you
i wish you flu would fly away today
i wish you flu would fly away

“phil time for the shot in the arm m-ss inoculation drive!”

hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. hey!

“okay, thank you very much. i’ll got get my shot right now – make it a double!”

- proctor bergman lyrics

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