ten commandments from woman to man - princess buster and her jamaicans lyrics
“the ten commandments of man given to woman through the inspiration of i, prince buster ”
ten commandments of woman given to man through the inspiration of me, princess buster
listen darling prince
now that i have heard your ten commandments
will you please listen to mine?
commandment one, thou shall have no other woman but me
two, thou shall not provoke me to anger or you shall have no peace at night
three, thou shall not encourage no woman to make love to you, neither kiss nor caress you. because like any other woman, i am a jealous woman and i am even more jealous now that i am married to your royal highness prince buster
four, thou shall take me out seven days a week and twice on sunday because at no time will i ever be tired of – i.t. it – wearing fine clothes, eating fine foods and driving high-cl-ss cars, because i am your woman – a funny woman – and refuse to go out shabby while i am married to you prince buster
five, if you want to stay alive, thou shall not try to stop me searching through your pockets at night because i am not a thief, only searching for love letters you forgot to despose of and addresses for the undertaking
commandment six, thou shall not commit adultery, because the world cannot hold me guilty if for spite i date your best friend because what’s good for the goose is good for the gander and prince i can sure make you wonder what’s going on down yonder
seven, thou shall not try to stop me drinking in any way, even if i smoke ten packs per day. thou shall not stand in my way as it is said every man to his own order so you better leave me on my side of the border
eight, thou shall have no woman knocking at your gate like asking for a date for this shall decide the destiny of your fate
commandment nine, thou shall not kick, nor slap, nor tear my dress, or pull my hair or do anything to scare me or live in fear; because i am your woman, a perfect woman, and detest being mistreated in any way
ten, you shall also honour my name mr prince buster, so that every other man may honour it
also
‘do unto others as you would have them do unto you’
if you obey me, i’ll obey you
these are the ten commandments of woman given to man through the inspiration of me, princess buster
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