cheesy mike - prague boys lyrics
[chorus]
yeah
cheesy mike
wanna be like mike
always got a smile be it day or night
pure delight
never gotta worry it’ll be alright
sober as a bird but high as a kite
never fight
heavy sh*t as feather light
bad thoughts straight*up out of sight
y’already know that’s mike’s zeitgeist
[verse]
sup prague
this is jew boy on the mic
lemme tell you a story about a guy named mike:
back in the day with the long*haired tanabe
diggy*dog sittin’ around drinking all day
getting high and just bumpin’ sublime
nothin’ to do but just pass the time
fourteen with some beers in a cherokee flying
some b**** in the back was sittin’ there crying
norwalk, connecticut
pothead; just a little bit
mailbox; smash hit
buzz cut; earring
frisbee; nicest mom
understatement; nah you wrong
frankenstein; old witch
number twelve; sup b****!
growin’ up in the town of rowayton
runnin’ around like a bunch of little satans
causing mayhem
at mcmahon
ridin’ dirty if you know what i’m sayin’
sleepovers; summer break
same bed; sleepin’ late
scented air; door locked
fan on; “no mom!”
gta; nfl blitz
glass bowl; get it lit
porch life; raid the fridge
up all night; nintendo switch
get food when it’s cold as ice
got munchies gotta grab a slice
at jordan’s too
speaking of
here’s some more for you
it’s jordan, too
yeah my name is jordan
and i rap a little slower
but don’t hold it against me
i got s*** to go over
these two might (have) grow(n) up
in the suburbs of ct
but the la in me is
comin’ out you’ll see ah!
i lived with my man mike up in five*two*three
pink carpets
ken burke
big s****
no flushing
that night mike and erin we went out to buckshot
they started makin’ out
it was love at first tho(ugh)t
after that they wouldn’t stop
they were paired more than aces
carvin’ pumpkins, spicy food, dumb*** hikes, christmas vacations
mike moved out and abandoned me
he moved in with e, udemy, and rocket league
at the time it was sad
no long islands to be had
instad (you mean instead?) it proved that it was not a fad
they moved off to ireland and traveled the world
then the clock hit 12
he asked
she yelled
now look where we are
15 mates all abroad
7 nights
no dilemmas
too much beer
here’s to prague
that’s the end of the tale
there’s (no?) more to say, sorry
move over cinderella
this a mike c story
[chorus]
yeah
cheesy mike
wanna be like mike
always got a smile be it day or night
pure delight
never gotta worry it’ll be alright
sober as a bird but high as a kite
never fight
heavy s*** as feather light
bad thoughts straight*up out of sight
y’already know that’s mike’s zeitgeist
[outro]
now look where we are
15 mates—oh, d*mn, i got the timing off on that one, sorry
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