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ode to deadly potato, toxic dbd killer main - potato shredder 69 lyrics

i ate a deadly potato this morning and am now sitting on the john
writing a short limerick about what’s wrong with this puny prawn
watching with glee while my dog rams his mom from behind:
he likes to copulate with b*tches of his own kind
potato offered to take her place, but woofie took a dump on his face
even my husky knows this p*ssy is a sh*t*eating disgrace
for all the new readers out there, let’s start from the beginning
expose this b*tch like ghostface so brace for methodical skinning
i ain’t hating, but potato writes like a first grader
posting lame replies while i have fun being a potato grater

deadly potato was cruelly molested at the innocent age of four
a tragedy to be sure that shook him to the core every time he raised his ass high on the floor
he’s so traumatized that he wastes a slot equipping lightborn
because flashlight in the face reminds him of when his virgin ass was torn
his dad used to beat the sh*t out of this dumb f*ck
to compensate for twenty years of unhappy marriage and for being made a cuck
he got bullied for dressing like a hobo and joining band just to suck an oboe
so s*xually confused when his father tucks him in at night he’d say, “love you dad, no h0m*.”
when he visits a farm all the hogs would dash wildly for cover
his pig fetish gives a whole new meaning to the words animal lover
he thinks he has loyal friends but they’re all laughing behind his back
knowing this hack is wack and tunnels like shriveled sacks with wet sh*t running down his crack
rizzy chambers once made a savage post on potato’s smelly man*tits
but her mom forced her take it down, saying “sweetie, you shouldn’t bully autistic kids.”
alright enough insults, let’s go over something more relevant
all indisputable facts so they’re bound to be more resonant
this r*t*rd plays 7dtd, but sh*ts his pants every time he meets a screamer
which is what i call his mom after my dog puts his meat in her
he bought texas chainsaw massacre when it first came out
but couldn’t k!ll anyone as sissy even with her bugged poison cloud
he was deeply embarrassed and asked his teammates for a reprieve
but they stared at him in disbelief and told him to shut the f*ck up and leave

so he uninstalled tcm and got resident evil 3
thinking assisted mode was easy until his carcass was dangling from a tree
while he was busy gaming, i was with his mom busy taming
coercing woofie to l!ck her while i cover her wookie face with stickers
slaying her like brad vickers, watching her life fade to fl!cker
see in this word game i’m the nemesis and you’re tyrell
punishing you for all the face camping by making your life h*ll
it’s okay if you didn’t get any of the reference, no need to feel shame
after all you bought re3 at full price but can’t even beat the game

this c*nt thinks he’s so good at dbd, but here we’re in disagreement
he’s played 2200 hours and is still missing 45 achievements
his profile warns that he’ll “face camp you if you use head on”
which is code word for “dm me after match, i’ll give you head, hon.”
i gladly accepted that offer just to vex this fake ass*tard
light a hex by his front door to scare this fat b*st*rd
wiretap his phone and stake out his house at night
sneaking into his mom’s room light*footed giving her a fright
slipping my slippery meat in her hole after stabbing at her mole
slapping her mouth with my pole and squeezing her belly roll
i’ll take some nudies while i’m at it to use later for extortion
but he won’t catch me since i’m quick and quiet and runs distortion
then it’ll be round two with his mom because i have resurgence
that p*ssy stank so much though i should’ve brought more detergent
i’m made for this and i’ll keep flash banging
overcoming until my d*ck is sore from all the dead hard pounding
i’m overzealous only to make his dad jealous
keeping my inner focus no matter how much she begs us
i know this sounds vile but don’t hate me and file a petition
i’m bonding with you here bro, it’s all friendly cum*petition
after i’m done i break out of his house using balanced landing
while he chases after a red herring yelling “this is not happening!”
i throw off detective’s hunch and urban evades with corrective action
in a final plot twist to this smash hit pin the crime on him and his faction
potato gets left behind by his friends and ends up in jail
blackmailed by black males and wails while getting nailed
b*tch, you messed with the wrong people and got your p*ssy ass caned
trying to fight a war but is outgunned, outmanned, and outplanned
you play dbd 40 hours a week, but couldn’t even get the basic moves down
thinking you’re wesker, but you’re just a toxic f*cking clown

- potato shredder 69 lyrics

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