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the shittiest rap of all time - porch krew lyrics

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hook (mikey fizzle)

i’m riding clean im so fly like the jetsons x2

i’m riding clean im so fly like the jetsons x2
now call me sean edson x3

(mikey fizzle)
my name is mikey fizzle i’m the f-cking best there is
call me michael jordan imma eat some jizz
come at me, imma put you in a split
f-ck you in the -ss call me mr. b
i’m the king of the f-cking south
i put d-cks in my f-cking mouth
i ate three beans before breakfast
that means 4 beans after lunch, i’m a f-cking mess

(mikey fizzle)
i’m riding clean im so fly like the jetsons x2
now call me sean edson x3
now call me sean (what)

(ali b)
mind over matter (matter) over mind
mind over matter, over mind
i’m a loser, i bug
i can’t sing
i’m losing it, i’m drunk as f-ck and losing it
i can’t rap because i don’t know how to rhyme
i don’t know what else is today because i’m bugging
i don’t know what to say

(stavy)
uh, yo, it’s stavy in here
i’m boys with papi, come f-ck with me here
i’m gonna smoke this nug, i’m gonna drink this beer
gpa’s f-cking here, let’s smoke some trees b-tch
f-ck you i’m here, chilling with yeth
logan catrell, marcus wahlberg on survivor
call me up in here right now, i’m f-cking chilling
john get on this verse it’s your time to f-cking rip it

(john)
uh, this is evan wite man, pop a d-ck, pack a heap
i’m spitting fire man you know what that f-ckin means (means x5)
(yeah) i got my bud light it ain’t got nothing on that miller f-cking lite
yeah i roll up the bunts mikey got a little spit
uh big papi on the mic he about to (explosion)

hook (mikey fizzle)
i’m riding clean im so fly like the jetsons x2
now call me sean edson x3
now call me sean (what)

(pat)
i’m going off on this track right now
i ain’t looking back, at these hoes right now
i got, money in my pocket yeah i’m sitting high
looking like a little girl, oh, but i say bye (grrraa)
cause you, ugly as f-ck, you’re gross to me
i don’t like you, don’t get close to me
i f-ck you and your friend tonight
i’m looking for a little girl come give me a bite (bite)

(king-o)
n-ggas back and tell me dat
i rock phantom troops, they ain’t coming back
they gon’ die if they give me too trap
if they bust it up, it’s a new wrap
f-ckin b-tches on my track, slaying b-tches on my wack
(yeah, uh) facin’ this, this is wrap
that’s it

(mikey fizzle)
that’s it? no it ain’t not, go for it o

(king-o)
no i can’t even think of anything else dude, my, my brain is

hook (mikey fizzle)
i’m riding clean im so fly like the jetsons x2
now call me sean edson x3
now call me sean (what)

(g-pa)
i don’t know what i’m doing but i’m rapping on mike’s phone
i don’t know what i’m doing but i’m rapping on mike’s phone
f-ck this sh-t i’m at o// house gettin’ drunk
and i don’t know what i’m doing rapping on mike’s phone
i sound like real rap, but i don’t know what i’m doin
f-cking sh-t, i don’t know what i’m doing rapping on mike’s phone (x4)

(mikey fizzle)
goin’ n-gga

(g-pa)
mike’s standing next to me!

(d-n-l)
yo my name is dana, i wish i had a braina
this is the best thing i could say and i’m a paina

(ren)
yo my name is ren and imma f-ck you in ten couches?

(mikey fizzle)
(go, go, go)

(e-dub)
yo this is evan wite, i don’t know

(ren)
(hahaha) wait i need a better f-cking line than that

(mikey fizzle)
yeah you know what the f-ck is up
all my homies in the cut
imma f-ck y’all on the gr-ss like mexi-cuts
yeah i’m the boy (yeah) f-ck you with the toys (yeah, woo)
d-ld-’s in ya -ss yeah call me michael jordan

(yeth)
i’ll sh-t all over your f-cking face
eat it now, tell me how it tastes
put my d-ck in your f-cking mouth
and hen i’ll just try to listen and shout
like shout (shout, shout!)
i like that, f-ck me in the -ss and i’m gonna bite that
d-ck off, and i’ll rub in your ear
you’re a little f-ckin queer

- porch krew lyrics

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