l.a.w.y.e.r.s. - poopoo music squad lyrics
[beginning: andrew massoud]
but you can cl!ck this audio b*tton
[intro: flight attendant]
smoking is not allowed on any flight and federal law prohibits tampering, disabling, or destroying any restroom smoke detector. there are six exits on this plane, four doors, two on each side, and two window exits located over the wing. all exits are clearly marked with an exit sign. please take a moment to find an exit closest to you
[intro: _inky]
that sh*t looks like it belongs in… fortnite
[producer tag]
this is a connor certified hood beat
[intro: shrek & donkey]
hahahahahahahaha you think shrek is your true love hoo hoo hoo
[verse 1: lil skid mark, jotaro kujo, wings of redemption, keemstar, michael jackson]
ayy f*ckin’ hoes with my man clinton and epstein
pickin’ up glocks like b*tches
seein’ the glitches in their p*ssies
(bruh)
shoutout to my main b*tches avery and rebecca
their p*ssy so good
(f*ck her right in the p*ssy)
coochie so fire it’s so appalling
(yes yes yes)
your mom loves my c*ck likes it digiorno
she f*cks like it’s a d*mn p*rno
just kidding that sh*t is for h0m*s
we only be praying to our lord and savior
(bababooey)
b*tches treat my d*ck like its an embassy
better get a vasectomy to not spread the legacy
got a c*ck of gold that never gets old to these hoes
(look here, look, listen)
droppin’ bars like world trade centers
shoutout to george bush, wait never mind
f*ck george bush
(keemstar: ranger joe scream)
rest in peace to my man donald trump
man was such a pimp
*lil skid mark moaning*
(hee hee)
[verse 2: lil doodoo]
every night i jack off
(bruh)
this stupid b*tch just gave me a cough
b*tch told me i look like kristoff (from frozen)
then she took my pants off (ooohohhhh she did whaaat to your whoooo)
my p*n*s is approximately 7 and a half inches long
so happy i’m going to smoke a bong
just kidding, drugs are bad
me and my boys smoking p*n*ses
(moaning)
your mom is a redditor
a godd*mn predator
your mom legit voted for biden
lol just kidding biden f*cking cheated (just like my b*tchy wife)
(fart)
my girlfriend just f*cked me with a strap on
(bruh)
f*cked me so bad i need a tampon!
(slowed bruh)
(what the f*ck she whaaaat)
f*ck p*rnhub
me and the boys going on hentai haven
actually f*ck that too
p*rn isn’t even epic anymore
(allahu akbar)
[interlude: arthur fleck (joker), murray]
how about another joke murray
i think we’ve had enough of your jokes
what do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner and a society that treats him like trash
i’ll call the police
i’ll tell ya what you get
you get what you f*ckin’ deserve
[interlude: joe biden, keemstar, donald j. trump, peter griffin, hillary clinton, god, jeffrey epstein, jesus christ]
minnesota
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, f*cking wh0res, you f*cking wh0res
and when you’re a star they let you do it, you can do anything, you grab ’em by the p*ssy
boy this is worse than the time i was sus, oh yeah it was definitely green, boy let me tell ya he was eyein’ that drip the whole time, caught him in the act, i chose brown because it’s the color of poo
pokémon go to the polls
who made mans’ mouth, who made the deaf, the mute, the seeing, or the blind, did not i, now go
could you please give us your name (white people be like), jeffrey epstein, is it true sir that uhh (black people be like), you have been described as an egg shaped p*n*s (what in the f*ck)
i am the light of the world, he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life
f*ck this i’m on blogtv with my f*cking hands up, i’m not starting my f*cking self, you f*cking stupid b*tch, this stupid f*cking justice all f*cking righteous f*cking (slowed bruh), alex is doing this sh*t, you f*cking (slowed bruh), i swear to f*cking god i’m gonna, yo everybody type in the chat alex is a stupid (slowed bruh), just type in the chat alex is a stupid (slowed bruh)
[verse 3: lil shart face, kanye west, playboi carti, seth rogen, lil graz 9]
yeah i just sh*t my pants
(p**p)
always doin’ crazy sh*t
like contracting aids
(bruh)
lil skid mark always talkin’ ‘bout
james charles
but been saying
(they thought i was g*y)
i’m high off this p*ss pack
little boys in that group chat
always acting wack
(p*ssy)
but i won’t shoot up the school
like my boy thomas jordan
(bruh)
and you know i’m ballin’
like michael jordan
shoutout mr. massoud
he a real dude
when i see a black person
you know i gotta kneel
(white people be like)
you literally have chlamydia
(bruh)
and you know i’m good at the frases del día
like uno, dos, tres
d*mn
i that drink was laced
(you always act like a lil brat)
shout out lil doodoo
he a real fella
and he’s always h*rny
and taco bell makin’ him shart
so you know he just took a doodoo
(21)
i’m one third of p**poo
my rhymes are so sick
like that one jew
your b*lls be lookin’ real blue
when i see obama
i go pew pew pew
(you a victim)
[outro: bill clinton]
i did not have s*xual relations with that women
[producer tag]
this is a connor certified hood beat
[intro: shrek & donkey]
hahahahahahahaha you think shrek is your true love hoo hoo hoo
[outro: lil doodoo, lil brudda from africa, lil graz 9]
yeah, i may be bis*xual
but you, just full on h0m*s*xual
why do girls like it doggystyle
(they are furries)
me and my boys going missionary
(we are not dogf*ckers)
shoutout to my mom
she is happily married
f*ck you spencer
(mega f*ggot)
got my fellas in paris and they’re gonna go p**poo, and the l.a.w.y.e.r.s. in brazil they’re playing among us, sus
yeah f*ck you to all the haters
this sh*t is so good
go listen to that public enemy and new p**poo
we all going f*cking diamond
p**poo and lil graz 9 out
(hey guys i’m gonna be turning super saiyan 3, you ready let’s go, *scream*)
[closing: andrew massoud]
so it’s kinda cool that it actually reads to you, it’s an awesome feature
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