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james rolfe rap - plinio540 lyrics

[intro]
so, what’s all this cr*p?

[verse 1]
it’s 5:40! time to rock!
i’ve been sitting all day fixing hard drive problems
i work so hard, i break a sweat
between practicing guitar and endorsing sh*t
but finally, the working day is done
all these hours busting b*lls, all five of ’em
writing rex viper lore takes too much time?
switch to plan b and plagiarize! (god d*mn you!)
everybody knows me as the nerd
but do you know the real me? what’s beneath this studded shirt?
rockstar, curator, author, director
got so many talents, i belong in guinness book of records
it’s a mystery, i know, greater than atlanis
why no stardom was born from the avgn movie
when i talked with spielberg, he didn’t know
guess it got lost in the mail, my academy award
[verse 2]
the podcast came and the podcast went
too much effort drinking beer with your friends
though the beer was warm and mostly head
it’s meant that way, it ain’t incompetence
i’m running out of sp*ce and time
so i read this book written by einstein
about general relativity
where he introduced the concept of sp*cetime theory
see, time is just another dimension
described by the use of the einstein tensor
he was smart, i’ll give him that
but i know better, just hear my theory out:
(one!) there is finite time
(two!) there’s less time each year
(three!) take a guess, what’s different now?
i’ve got kids, so i ain’t got time!

[interlude]
before i have a chance to mentally process anything, i’m back to this d*mn timer! i’m a guy who makes movies. hit mute and turn on the subtitles!

[verse 3]
i’m tired of your questions; they’re not fair!
like why i’m radio silent or dying my hair
it’s ’cause of covid and other obligations
like to walk like a duck while chasing dragons
the fact remains, i’ve made 500 films
the latest of which was a top 10 list
of my favorite jackie chan fight scenes
it’s rated higher than rocky on imdb
look, truth be told, i’m a hard*working man
just ain’t got no time since i became a dad
so i respectfully disagree
with your criticism of the assh0l*ish variety
making content is a life*draining feeling
especially when your sh*t is stuck to the ceiling
and for all of you who ask where the old crew has gone
well, let me tell you all…
[verse 4]
mike’s got a big c*ck
kyle’s still around, ain’t paying him a dime
bootsy’s reduced to his affection for baseball
who needs ’em anyway? i’ve got screenwave!
i’ve made a living criticizing games
but any critique coming my way is unprecedented
it’s not hypocrisy, it’s not the same
every film i make is transcendental
but lately, the subs seem to dwindle away
my mortal kombat cap seems to shrink by the day
the rex viper album, “dead on arrival”
why do you all just want me to suffer?
if the content is free, i have immunity
now, shut up and give me gratuity!
because i’m tired of rapping, time to get boozed
not another verse, i refuse!

[outro]
there doesn’t exist enough time in the year. i can’t bring them too close, because you get reflection in my glasses. i don’t do anything. i have no involvement and they do all the work. as if i’m not aware! lots of people say, “well, get somebody to help.” well, i can’t get somebody else to write the review for me, it’s an opinionated thing. that’s it, we just ran out of time, because i have to be done at 5:40 right now
(god d*mn you, you f*cking piece of sh*t!)

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