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the jump off - plastic little lyrics

[intro]:
[plastic little]: anybody got any questions?
[nerd]: aww yeah. what’s the jump off?
[pl]: what the f-ck you mean, “what’s the jump off?” you see some sh-t that’s whoa that’s the jump off
[nerd]: what’s ‘whoa’?
[pl]: yo, a f-ckin’ corvette on the block, two elephants driving sucking a dude’s d-ck. suicide doors

jonthouraode]
a forty and a blunt, yep that’s the jump off
shorty had a gun in her c-nt
’bout to shoot at the front of the chinese shop
suckin’ my c-ck to some 2pac, jump off
throwback, just like apartheid
or atari, 2600
christopher columbus found it
y’all try to take it, before he came they were naked
now, it’s, nothing but hip hop
on the block in some brand new flip flops
from jc penney, reginald denny
make them b-tches say “ho”!

[packofrats]
yeah yeah, cop got shot in the his face, that’s the jump off
get laid on your first date, that’s the jump off
i got free drugs that i found on the rug
i always look cute when i got no loot
sh-t, i’m the j.u.m.p.o. off
thirty story walking man, walking to milwaukee and
hear me on that walkie talkie, n-gga holla back
if wong got that crack well than n-gga i’m that crack

[interlude]
[pl] alright you understand that sh-t yet?
[nerd] no, you guys are just rapping so tell me what it is
[pl] f-ck that rapping. nah we laid that sh-t down like a gl-ss carpet motherf-cker
[nerd] huh?!?!

[no body’s child]
i’m the human jump off, check my calf muscles
they three percent helium
you can’t see them, i’m up in the ceiling
and i’ll burn up your night like great white did
while i torch that sh-t like lisa lopez
all of y’all n-ggas is dead, dead
with a d-ck in your mouth and your tongue pulled out
f-ck on your belly and a booger down south

[singing]
wait in the water
wait in the water children
wait in the water
i’m not going to trouble the water

[jonthousand]
yo, i got a plan
stickin’ these b-tches for they gold and they garments
shut up, your gucci and your wallet
be quiet, i’m sorry your parka’s a starter
i wanted your life or your daughter

[no body’s child]
it’s that caviar
??
soup souffle, creme brulee
nachos saute and a chardonnay
aye, aye, aye, aye

[packofrats]
blow g on the first date, that’s the jump off
got that new bonnie raitt, that’s the jump off
i just did e and i’m givin’ n-ggas hugs
i always look cute, but i’ve got no loot
sh-t i’m the j.u., m.p.o. off
i’m the j.u., m.p.o. off
i’m the j.u., m.p.o. off
i’m the mother f-cking jump off

[interlude]
[pl] alright that’s it that’s the jump off. get that sh-t yet?
[nerd] no! just tell me what it is
[pl] alright, check it like this. the jump off is when you go to candy store and get a free tootsie pop. that’s the jump off
[nerd] oh that’s great!
[pl] alright your hiv test comes back positive
[nerd] oh no
[pl] but chill out. on further testing you find out that sh-t’s negative. that’s the jump off!
[nerd] that’s great news!
[pl] all right, your dad’s in the russian mafia. that’s the jump off
[nerd] he can beat people up for me
[pl] and your worst enemy’s momma, gets k!lled by ninjas at disney world! that’s the jump off!
[nerd] i love the jump off! i hate bobby! it’s f-cking awesome! i love it. it’s great! i’m the j.u.m.p.o. off. i’m the j.u.m.p.o. off
[pl] yeah, you got a little fire behind that sh-t little playa. yo hold up. run them sneakers b-tch
[nerd] oh no. you tricked me

- plastic little lyrics

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