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tarzan of the boozer - pintglass lyrics

18 hour f*cking shift
my misses calls me up and she’s bl**dy p*ssed
i left her alone with the bl**dy kids
off i go to the pub and pretend they don’t exist
(ah!)
stuck in the f*cking dog house
at least i’ve got my right f*cking hand
15 pints down, now my money’s tight
graveyard shift on the f*cking, f*cking site!
(sike!)

tarzan of the f*cking boozer
that’s what my nippa calls me
when i get home at ten past 3
15 hours late for his f*cking tea
wait
now my wife wants a divorce
better go visit number
4!
get in
the skip
gaffer’s picking me up at 6
my d*ck still smells like
f*cking
fish!
his van
now reeks!
this is the way of the ultimate geeza
ask number 4
i’m a woman pleaser
now i am back on site where i f*cking belong
now i’ve had my tea, there is a job to get on
and the client ‘s a nightmare
this
is
site
life
booza
all
night
this
is
site
life
no, more, sh*t, wife

- pintglass lyrics

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