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friends in crawl spaces (ballad of jeffery dahmer) - pinkard & bowden lyrics

i made quite a splash
i hacked and i slashed
my way to the top of page one
the cops even checked
but they didn’t suspect
i was carving up fellers for fun
yes, i never thought
i’d finally get caught
i hope that they all rest in peace
’cause i’m locked away
what more can i say
‘cept what i told the police
aw, i’ve got friends in crawl sp-ces
i’ve got arms and legs and a few faces
stashed all around
in different parts of town
well i met ’em in bars on a friendly basis
now i got ’em in jars and flower vases
oh, i’ve got friends
in crawl sp-ces
[musical interlude]
i know i was wrong
i just don’t belong
i guess you’ve heard that one before
but the guys they all dig me
i’m like eleanor rigby
there’s a face in a jar by my door
i must be insane
got an abnormal brain
what else could i do to get laid
the guys that i date met a terrible fate
they ended up lightly sautéed
aw, i’ve got friends in crawl sp-ces
every shape and size and all races
all blood and guts
man, i must be nuts
well, i got one that’ll really k!ll ya
i’m the poster child for necrophilia
i’ve got friends
in crawl sp-ces
(aw, we’re really cooking now)
well, i’ve got friends in crawl sp-ces
i’m the queer that made milwaukee famous
oh, i’ve got friends
in crawl sp-ces

- pinkard bowden lyrics

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