a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

on god ill find my cat - phonecase greg lyrics

[hook]
yea my cat is still not here
and my cat is still not here
my mom thinks that i’m a queer
but my cat is still not here

[verse 1]
i’m like here comes the chloroform, open up your nose
got a half amount of chromosomes, as a pack of post-it notes
it’s mr. humungous nose, representing cr-ppy clothes
i don’t, give a f-ck though, cuz’ i look good in anything apart from velcro
my b-lls are mad low
i made this beat it costco
when i spit, i go slow then fast like ronaldo
my c-m goes:
splat across the pavement
and big thanks to satan
for fisting my -ss so hard that it caved in
raisin
brand cereal is so amazin
my cat still not here, don’t know how long i’m waitin’
bacon
sandwich
usin’ my allowance
to cop me a d-ld- to use for -rg-sms
got four magnums, for wh-r-s, and some more -rg-sms
cuz’ i’m a h-rny f-ck, only some can fathom
retract from
v-g-n-s, unless i got protection
eject c-m into your eye (man having an -rg-sm & ejecaluting)
“i can’t see”
though luck
suck it up for a quick buck
my att-tude just made her mad, think i got my d-ck stuck
wait hold up, she’s choked up
wants me to fist her
“i thought you were f-cking mad”
“nah fam, this sh-t hurts”
next day i realized, my d-ck now has blisters
i went to sleep facing up to overdose on sizzurp
then saw my dad at the zoo all the way in pittsburgh, he was the f-cking gorilla
[hook]
yea my cat is still not here
and my cat is still not here
my mom thinks that i’m a queer
but my cat is still not here

[verse 2]
ok, i’m rapping too fast for you to register my syllables
i’m so pale, because there’s no blood in my ventricles
hope you die the worst way like, bathing in chemicals
i’m still a virgin at heart but i get h-lla’ puss’
see me backstage after a show, doing h-lla’ kush
getting so high, are you my mom, who the f-ck is this
grab the f-cking noose
hang myself, end up on the news
wow, a sh-tty cl-ss clown with a soundcloud
i’m like hephaestus b-tch, you better bow down
better have your earphones in for the surround sound
i tried washing my sins but i’m still h-llbound
how bout’ you suck my d-ck before the sun’s down

- phonecase greg lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular