irving's camp fire song - phineas and ferb lyrics
[intro]
doodly*doodly*dee
a diddly*diddly*doo
if you go out in the woods
here are the things you should not do…
[verse 1]
oh, never l!ck a tree below the dog line
if it’s brown and sticky, do not pick it up (unless it’s a stick.)
banjo*playing hicks should be avoided
and it’s no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub
[chorus]
with a diddly*diddly*doo and a doodly*doodly*dee
something horrible will happen if you don’t listen to me
[verse 2]
lakes and creeks and ponds are fish’s toilets
a thimbleful would surely be your death
don’t drink out of a bog
you may ingest a polliwog
and soon you may be drawing your last breath
be a grownup!
[chorus]
doodly*doodly*dee
a deedly*doodly*doo
all these gruesome things are surely
gonna happen to you
[verse 3]
your sinew’s torn apart by a grizzly…
your large intestines wrapped around a tree…
if you make the slightest blunder
you’ll be surely torn asunder
did i forget to mention k!ller bee*hee*hees?
flash floods, lightning strikes, avalanches, blizzards!
mountain lions, marmosets, honey badgers, lizards!
scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies!
sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies!
don’t even get me started ’bout mosquitoes!
malaria!
[chorus]
doodly*doodly*dee! (dengue fever!)
diddly diddly doo! (whooping cough!)
if you go into the woods
then this will happen to you!
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