the fourth slot curse - philly pies lyrics
[intro: spoken]
since season six, the fourth slot in the pies’ batting line has been held by a rapidly changing succession of players
[verse 1]
it all started when
dudley ate a peanut
ever since that day
our players’ been in a rut
ever since that day
our favorite players go away
they have left our team
nothing will ever make them stay
[verse 2]
why, oh, why
are we cursed to serve this fate
is there something we can do
to help shoulder this weight
i don’t havе time to wait
on our players they will prеy
they have left our team
nothing will ever make them stay
[chorus]
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real
[verse 3]
the fourth slot curse
all it does is take and take
constant loss of players
is enough to make one break
changing players on the fly
sweeping ashes off the field
it’s assuredly not phony
please just don’t tell summers pony
[chorus]
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real
[bridge]
i will now read off a list of every philly pies member to fall victim to the fourth slot curse as i do a sick solo in the background. enjoy
forrest bookbaby was incinerated season 6, day 21
alston cerveza was feedback swapped season 6, day 82
hobbs cain was incinerated season 8, day 10
rai spliff was feedback swapped season 8, day 27
summers pony was feedback swapped season 8, day 102
and farrell seagull is yet to leave us
we love you, farrell, please don’t go
[chorus]
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever near
please don’t leave me here
’cause the fourth slot curse is growing ever real
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