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fuck off - petrol bastard lyrics

[verse 1]
so i went into greggs
and i only wanted a coffee and a cheese and tomato toastie
but i didn’t want to eat my toastie hot
i was gonna make it go cold and save it for my dinner later
i went to the counter and said “how much love?”
and she said “it’s £4.20”
so i gave her a fiver
and she said “have you got the twenty p?”
i said “i’m sorry love, i haven’t”
and she said

[chorus]
“f*ck you, you stupid c*nt
eat sh*t, why won’t you just f*ck off
you’re a massive tw*t
no*one like your band, band, band
f*ck you, you stupid c*nt
eat sh*t, why won’t you just f*ck off
you’re a massive tw*t
no*one like your band, band, band”

[verse 2]
so i was gonna go to dundee
cause i’ve got a really sick auntie who lives in dundee and also i like the local landscape, so i thought it would be quite nice to have a holiday
anyway, i went to the station and i said “how much is it to dundee?”
and he said “£36 son”
i said “oh, that’s pretty good value, actually can i use a railcard?”
he said “yes”
“can i have a seat by the window?”
and he said
[chorus]
“f*ck you, you stupid c*nt
eat sh*t, why won’t you just f*ck off
you’re a massive tw*t
no*one like your band, band, band
f*ck you, you stupid c*nt
eat sh*t, why won’t you just f*ck off
you’re a massive tw*t
no*one like your band, band, band”

[bridge]
so the other day i was in matalan and i tried a shirt on and i went up to the counter and the assistant went

- petrol bastard lyrics

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