funny the first time - peter stampfel lyrics
[verse 1]
when i was just a little boy i hated rhubarb pie
i spit some at my daddy and it dribbled down his die
my momma laughed like crazy so i spit some in her eye
she whooped me good and here’s the reason why
[chorus]
cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time
it will never be funny again
so ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos i really don’t need it
this big joke is coming to an end
[verse 2]
then one day i got married, it sure was lots of fun
i was her one and only, she was my only one
we ended in divorce court after 3 months, maybe 4
i don’t believe i’ll marry anymore
[chorus]
cos it was funny the first time, funny the first time
it will never be funny again
so ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos i really don’t need it
this big joke is coming to an end
[verse 3]
now you may not believe me, after i had died
i couldn’t get to heaven cos i wasn’t sanctified
and satan said, “messing up my nice clean h*ll”
and as i was reborn i heard me yell, well
[chorus]
it was funny the first time, funny the first time
it will never be funny again
so ho ho, please don’t repeat it cos i really don’t need it
this big joke is coming to an end
this big joke is coming to an end
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