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wrap-up - peter schickele (comedian) lyrics

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[professor schickele]
sorry about that, folks: thanks for all those calls, but we can’t stop the music once it starts

[blondie]
that wasn’t so bad anyway, now, was it?

[professor schickele]
and that about wraps it up for tonight!

[jocko]
time to leave your cares on the stairs and put your head on the bed!

[professor schickele]
now, some of you may be looking up at that clock and saying, hey, they’ve got another six, seven minutes to go! but here’s the deal: we’ve had a request to play the theme music all the way through*

[blondie]
(unhappily)
oh, no, not again!!

[professor schickele]
no, we don’t do this more than once a month, blondie * but bill scakoon has called in all the way from [unknown]!

[blondie]
hey, prof, can’t you do this tomorrow night, when i probably won’t be around anymore anyway?!

[jocko]
hey, blondie, what would the show be without you?

[professor schickele]
you’ll be here, blondie, i’m sure it’s just gonna be a matter of an apology or something!

[jocko]
we’re all behind you!

[blondie]
oh, sure, with friends like you*

[professor schickele]
and our theme music is, of course, the “pachelbel canon”, one of the most famous*

[blondie]
“famous” isn’t the word!

[jocko]
“ubiquitous,” perhaps!

[blondie]
how about “unavoidable,” like death and taxes?

[professor schickele]
“famous” will do just fine. now, it wouldn’t hardly be the “pachelbel canon” if it weren’t arranged for something * and the version we use is played by a renaissance ensemble, featuring the rebec, the cornetto, the straw fiddle, the bass crumh*rn, and a couple of drums, all played by members of the semi*pro musica antiqua of the university of southern north dakota at hoople

hey, it’s been a kick*and*a*half hanging out with you tonight! i’m professor pete!

[jocko]
i’m jocko!

[blondie]
and i’m out of here*

[professor schickele]
(laughs)
oh, sit down, blondie! and i hope we’ll be seeing each and every one of you again tomorrow night, right here on wtwp, for “the last gasp”!

- peter schickele comedian lyrics

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