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ashitaka balboa - perfectly adequate whales lyrics

[verse 1: heavy flow]
got more respect than m. night shyamalan
d-ck in yo mouth, hoe too bad you can’t sing along
check your snapchat, just sent nudes
did it again, just me being rude
rapid-fire zoom pans of my b-lls can be seen bulging in my overalls
zamboni my s-m-n off a shrek dvd, spin my d-ck like the hammer of king dedede

[chorus: mc marine mammal, krill k!lla, immortal orca whale, heavy flow & yung kielbasa]
loaded up the bong and i’m ready to hit
hot momma by my side rubbing her cl-t
she says that our rhymes are f-cking lit
i’ma launch that p-ssy into orbit

[verse 2: mc marine mammal]
watch that miyazaki while i drink that hot ovaltine
dressed up as a spooky dog for halloween
have this reoccurring dream where i’m trapped in a limousine
and i’m playing cranium cadoo with alf and mr. clean
haters mad, spraying their hate over muy dank
they just mad we made twenty-one dollars in one day
own the bandcamp donation game like dexter owns that lab
money signs in my eyes, call me mr. krabs

[verse 3: immortal orca whale & mc marine mammal]
so we’re getting all this money we just don’t give a f-ck
‘cause our only real problem’s handling bills and getting paper cuts
slam and shut the door on compet-tion ‘till we make enough
call us sl-ts and wh0r-s, we on a mission, y’all best toughen up
capri sun in my right hand, capri sun in my left
chin up ‘cause i only f-cking speak in b-ss clef
lead me to the microwave ‘cause i’m a f-cking chef
i’m eating most of this p-ssy, guess you can have what’s left

[chorus: mc marine mammal, krill k!lla, immortal orca whale, heavy flow & yung kielbasa]
loaded up the bong and i’m ready to hit
hot buddy by my side rubbing his d-ck
he says that our rhymes are f-cking lit
i’ma launch his b-llsack into orbit

[verse 4: immortal orca whale]
i bathe in money, weed, ripsticks, and exotic dancers
make your b-tthole clench harder than when you’re playing tony hawk and you’re in the middle of a huge combo and you try to do a spine transfer but you end up accidentally end up doing a hip transfer
paralyzed from the face down ‘cause i’m too f-cking gangster
f-ck a b-tch and then i shank her, there ain’t no whale rapper danker (hmm)
i own a sp-ce station just to c-m in zero gravity
i spend my cash lavishly and i know that you’re all mad at me
but i started from the bottom, cleaning sh-t out of a bathroom stall
check your privilege, —, i rose to the top like biggie smalls
my flow don’t stop like a waterfall, these hoes go “shlop” when they l1ck my b-lls (hmm)
like yo-yo ma, i’ma rub that g-string hard on stage at a concert hall
these other rappers write rhymes but they’re crumbier than cookies
these other producers make beats but they are not good beats (hmm)
i checked mysp-ce to see if there’s a party tonight and it said there should be
throw the cat in the microwave because tonight, we’re eating p-ssy (hmm)
you’re a bunch of f-ckheads, wishing that your rhymes would suck less
i’m a success, the grim reaper only knocks on my door for b-tts-x

[chorus: mc marine mammal, krill k!lla, immortal orca whale, heavy flow & yung kielbasa]
loaded up the hargle and i’m ready to floob
hot schlumbo by my side rubbing their quarg
they say that our music is really good
flooby shnook ka-doonga a-blookie harjeeblargee

[verse 5: krill k!lla]
this track is hot enough to k!ll a small child
catch me on an episode of whales gone wild
b-tches are like, “krill k!lla, why you so vile?”
whatever b-tch, now f-ck me in the -ss (wow)
i deliver my sack to more b-tches than santa claus
spit fire so hot, it’s like you’re going through menopause
here’s a picture of my d-ck with china for reference
call me a wing ding doodle one more time and i’ll p–p in your vas deferens
my beefs with other rappers don’t last too long ‘cause pretty soon i ship their d-ck to hong kong
you wake up in the morning and check your thong, you exclaim to the gods, “where’s my shlong!”
call me angela davis ‘cause i’m as guilty as angela davis
my p-b-s are three meters long, there ain’t no need to shave this
i replaced rudolph ‘cause my d-ck is so shiny
i’ll f-ck your mom and your girlfriend and make you say “blimey”

[verse 6: yung kielbasa]
i pack more dong than the central bank of vietnam
get more ripped than donkey kong when i hit the bong
blow more smoke than thomas the tank engine
b-n-r so large, it’s beyond comprehension
to compare it to others, you need a logarithmic scale
turn off the lights, read t-tties like braille
i cheat on my girlfriend with whole milk
i hope she doesn’t find out ‘cause that would be a fail

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