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the pedobear - pedobear lyrics

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now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
so i’d like to take a minute – just sit right there
lemmie tell you how i became the meme called pedobear.

in west neverland, born and raised
stalking playgrounds is how i spent most of my days
checking out maxing, relaxing all cool
playing with my b-lls near the kids pool
when a couple kids who were looking real good
didn’t check the registry in their neighborhood
i touched one little kid and her mom got scared
she said “i’m calling the fbi you sick pedobear!”

so i whistled for a van but when it came near
the license plate said chan and there was a party in the
rear
if anything i thought this van was a snare
ah, forget it you can’t catch pedobear!

i pulled out of this girl who was 7 or 8
yelled to the moralf-gs “yo h-m-s! sage you later!”
looked at her crotch, got there before hair
she can sit on my bone – cos i’m the pedobear.

- pedobear lyrics

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