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rich history of pez - peanut, tree nut, & gluten free lyrics

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come on and hop in my time machine
we’re going to vienna now can’t you see
in fact we are going to 1927
the year that the angels fell out of heaven

and landed on earth in dduard’s house
he said “what was that? prob’ly just a mouse”
they said “we have come from a place beyond life
we will bless you with knowledge come on give it a try”

so he made some lozenges called pez drops
they were pеppermint flavored, yeah that’s why thеy’re called pez
cause pez is short for pfefferminz
and he sold them like crazy yeah he sold them by the bins

then in 1949 they were like “this blows
we don’t have pez dispensers yet, it’s no fun to go
and eat a whole ashtray’s worth of pez”
“…wait did you say pez dispenser”
“yea”
“guys i have this brilliant idea!!”

and that was when pez started ruling the earth
instead of fresh baked yummy dessert
to think this happened cause some angels fell out
they bailed from the party when the vibes went south
so when you dispense some pez at night
and you eat a pound’s worth and you feel alright
remember to look up at the sky cause it says
“my name is god and i’m kinda fond of pez”

- peanut tree nut gluten free lyrics

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