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zoe & timothy 1 - paul shapera lyrics

zoe:
this place is like a maze, i can’t tell where is where
tim:
were you just hitting on that girl back there?
zoe:
yeah, of course why not? she was totally hot
tim:
dude, that’s my body that you’ve got
zoe:
yeah, i know, but, you know i’ve never had or wore one of these… dangly bits before. come on, i have to try it out, see what the fuss is all about
tim:
dude, that my body
zoe:
a guy’s body anywhere near my bed is not my first choice like i said but i have to make due with what i’ve got and if you were in my spot in a girl’s body, you know, wouldn’t you want to have a go?
tim:
wha…. aw come on. i haven’t been laid in like a year and i’m gonna have to sit right here and watch you get some in my body
zoe:
ooo, yeah, you’re gonna be watching the whole time. that’s.. kind of creepy. it’s not my thing the whole threesome with a guy fling
tim:
but it’s my body!
zoe:
on the other hand you might learn a few things
tim:
omg! what if she’s a lesbian?
zoe:
i’m a lesbian, it’s great
tim:
no, you’re in my body
zoe:
omg, for the first time i’m hoping a hot chick is straight
tim:
it’s gonna k!ll me to watch me get laid and not be there
zoe:
well, okay, say, you wanna come out for a bit? in the middle, for like five minutes? or is that too long, i hear things about guys and short mating spans
tim:
wa… pfshh, not i, that’s totally other guys. although, if it’s the first time with a chick and lord knows it’s been awhile.. omg this conversation is so wrong
zoe:
on so many levels. here’s to going to h*ll
tim:
this is isn’t h*ll it’s just a… weird place
zoe:
i am way more comfortable talking about getting laid then this weird sh*t
tim:
aren’t you objectivfying…
zoe:
look, it’s been a long time for me come on, just let me see, test drive a little trip, try out your ugly little dangly bit
tim:
it is not little! and i want that five minutes!
zoe:
you cannot blow it during your five minutes
tim:
and you’re gonna have to learn how to list baseball players in my head
zoe:
where i’m from we don’t have baseball teams. we have manchester united…
tim:
i don’t even know what that means…

- paul shapera lyrics

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